July 01, 2014, Associated Press

NEW YORK CITY (AP) - Curators were shocked this morning to discover the Space Shuttle Enterprise missing from its pavilion at the Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum, where it has lived since it was transported there atop a specially outfitted 747 in 2012. Police have arrested one of the curators on suspicion of involvement, but the sheer scale of the theft suggests Transformer participation. No further details were available at press time.

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