<Audio recording, Dec 03> "Blaster here, in the Temple of Knowledge. Since I got here we've been bracin' ourselves for an attack from the Gran Torino of evil Autobots, bad Alpha Trion. Instead, some kinda evil Ultra Magnus - and I don't mean the too-many-PowerPoint-presentations kind - came through another portal and tried ta blow us all up.
"Only quick action by Dust Devil kept dark-Wheeljack from finishin' whatever doomsday device he was tryin' ta set up. We sent their apparatus back through their portal wit' 'em, right before it exploded, so I'm hopin' that's the last we'll see of their ugly mugs. They did make off with the Terminus Blade, but Primus-willin' it's buried with their smokin' remains under whatever rock they came from.
"Nonetheless, old man Trion says this gig is up. He's closin' the rifts. Apparently he wanted to bring the evil Old One to justice first, but now feels it's too dangerous. We'll be closin' the portals here, then headin' back to Earth to close 'em all there. Any personnel on th' other side should be recalled, and anyone here that wants to go home better do it soon. Blaster, out."