Log Title: Brainstorming To Discovery
Characters: Brainstorm , Dust Devil , Optimus Prime , Hot Rod , Starlock
Location: IRC , Autobot IC Radio
Date: December 29, 2021
TP: Non-TP
Summary: A major breakthrough on the Imager issue - though group think, aka comms. We don't call it a brainstorming session here, no.
As logged by Optimus Prime
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "I'm needing to work off a ton of Brainstorm Points due to what I got cooking currently, who has something for me?"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "I will literally claim that all the problems of the.....Autobots will have been solved if nobody has anything"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I think the better question is, how many are brave enough for the shinanagins that will end up happening"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I know for a fact Sideswipe and Dust Devil fear ya'."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm literally somehow corrects the word 'shenanigans'.
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Let me get that for you. Boop! one point"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Please sign off on it."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I dont even know what these are.."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "You don't remember? Ha ha, well funny story, you don't need to remember to sign off on them."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "...the other question is, which one are you."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Hah, what kind of question is that? Ha ha, there were...there were never other mes running around. That'd be exceedingly outside my accepted tolerance for shenanigans. Ha ha."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "...and then I'd get more Brainstorm Points to work off"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Ahh haah."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "So nothing? You need nothing?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Not unless you can magic up something to help find Imager."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Magic you say"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Its a metaphore."
<< Autobot >> Sideswipe says, "Uh.. Yeah, if you can track her.."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Something something, Clarke's law, something something, I cast fireball."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "...Counterspell"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Drat! always a step ahead!"
<< Autobot >> Starlock snrks
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Delayed blast fireball!"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Now what? You don't know when the spell goes off."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "....Not if your tradition is diviner."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Well divination, but you get it"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "so what'd you get off the seismic scanners?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Mostly just the data of where she was drawn in, but wasn't there, i can send it over"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Strange energy readings there. You ever find out what that was about?"
<< Autobot >> Sideswipe |Hot Rod goes, "Yeah, didn't have any luck. The energy storms moved too fast to keep up with for long and were too disruptive."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "so there was an energy storm and some sort of sand event. Wow. As the Genvarians would say 'That's a pickle.'"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "No, sadly"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "and yeah"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "well without visiting the site myself, there's one more interesting thing involved. Eh, Hot Rod?"
<< Autobot >> Sideswipe Hot Rod goes, "There's been a few of the in the last month. They seem related but could not be. Just sudden energy spikes, often with huge weather and sensor disruptions that blind wide areas."
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Has anyone put together a comprehensive map of these events, what energies were picked up, and cross referenced against one another or historical events? We are, may I remind, working through a resurgence of the planet itself. Perhaps something historical could lend some knowledge."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I can try, I've not had much luck as its.. all been weird"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Like really really weird"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "You can't hear it, but I'm listening harder."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I get dizzy just thinking about it"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Weird is simply unexplained science."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Dizzy's in construction, not scientific analysis. Why you'd need someone who understands energy sciences."
<< Autobot >> Sideswipe |Hot Rod goes, "I can't even figure out where all of them hit. Uh.. That might be Hound or Typhoon's thing."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Isn't it great we're all talking?"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Typhoon did a report on the weather anomalies and surface issues that were seen near October 31st."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Yeah thats part of the weird"
<< Autobot >> Forms pop up on everyone's channel, asking to sign off on a Brainstorm Point each.
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "No Brainstorm, I am not signing this."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Ha ha, its...its just a joke...right?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Hmm i can see if anything comes up in the great halls systems"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "We have the satellite reports of where those odd fogs were. Overlay Typhoons mapping across a planetary grid and see if there are anythings.. similar in the areas affected, including where we lost Imager. The desert had the fog, correct?"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "I don't know what this is, but its asking nicely."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Thanks, Folly!"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "What and what is it asking, Folly?"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "I think Folly is referring to the spam email sent by the scammer"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "I am not a sc....I mean ha ha yes such a prankster, you'd know all about that, Dust Devil."
<< Autobot >> Sideswipe |Hot Rod goes, "I've been to the area where we lost Imager a few times, the area's weird. Still a bit unstable, and I've picked up a few random energy readings there but all were really short at most."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Will do, also, i aint signing anything, thats how one gets duped"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Oh! I am very short too."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Yeah they ping off my field monitor then fade.."
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Ah I see, well sometimes that occurs when ambient energy produces a synonymous wavelength to what your optical systems receive. Much like how most image projected cloaking works, except the opposite."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Actually it pings off as spark energy"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "It what?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Yeah"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "Oh...is that how we end up with so many similar bots with secret labs and random point sheets for us to sign?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Whenever I get to one them though theres nothing there or they've faded"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Is this in a -report- somewhere? *sound of datapads being rummaged through*"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, ". . . I uh acttualy have that in my drafts"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Starlock! That.. That could be important. The type of energy"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Look I just kinda confirmed int myself!"
<< Autobot >> Starlock coughs. "trust me I've been writing a report."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Cause Alchemist knows what Hot Rod will leave out"
<< Autobot >> Hot Rod goes, "Hey!"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Am I wrong?"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Small reports are better than one large one, Starlock. Please submit what you have so the science division can -help-."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I know i know, I'll get it done"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Hmmm. Were Vitrieic levels notable, or ferric?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Also hot Rod you dont' get to complain, since you also quickly ducked outta writing said report"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly is talking about types of sparks, as Starlock would know, like blood type
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Ah hmmm."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Gemmie a minute lemme look at my data logs"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Well, that would appear to me that...well hmmm."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Not one single type, but multiple"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Ferrum, Isomeric, Vitreous..."
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Starlock, I believe that is a hot spot."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "...I think I'm a dumbass."
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Hot.. Spo.. Wait.. Where in the remote desert?"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "oh dear oh my no!"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "-sends coordinates-"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "if it is one nothings come up yet"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "its around Alyon.."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I can lead ya out there"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Hold on"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "All those sparks out there. and Imager was in the middle of them?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "we've not /found/ any yet, just pings"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "A hot spot.. there hasn't been one active in..."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "that quickly fad as they come up"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "She's a refueler with a powerful spark chamber. Starlock."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "What I am getting at is, its not fully activated yet if it is one and..probably building"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "And what did you see a few days later when you went back out there?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Mostly the same thing"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Except..."
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Where's Ratchet and that MARB scanning he mentioned. He was giving it to Jetfire."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Except you found...."
<< Autobot >> Hot Rod goes, "Hey, I sent in everything I Had which.. Means nothing."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "the seismic monitors"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "and a dinobot with a powerful spark chamber"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "...actually she was a malformed mess"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "When you hear static in a moment, that's me proving my point"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "...."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "that was it just now."
<< Autobot >> Starlock aaahg look I'm still here i can look around
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Starlock. Imager must've been mutated by at least one spark. Its probably in her housing right now."
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "so..."
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Imager...."
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "Is the Dinobot?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "wouldn't that been found when she was repaired?"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Depends on how deep the scans were, I mean who'd look for that?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I mean a malformed bot kinda needs that!"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "cause who knows whats fragged two ways from Wednesday!"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "The report on her didn't indicate that Spitze was malformed, just.. unknown"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Yeaah thats a nice way to put it.."
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "Is that where sparks touch the ground and life occurs?"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "A Hot Spot is where sparks can surface, generated through Cybertron. New life, Dust Devil."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Aaahg! I've never dealt with this before"
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Nobody has in a -long- time, Starlock."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Nobody has! Not since the Great Shutdown"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "My dream...it was of the sparks rising from the well and spreading and where they touched....there was new life"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Thats my point I.. I don't actually know what to think."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "and thats another part of this weirdness!"
<< Autobot >> That's our Folly says, "It IS very weird, yes."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Well I know a lil somethin somethin about spark extraction"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "But I'm going to guess, even without a scan, that its going to be a while before its strong enough to extract"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Now, I ask you this."
<< Autobot >> Optimus Prime says, "Not one Autobot knows everything, Starlock. Which is why.. well that's sand under the wheels now."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "How many Brainstorm Points is THAT worth?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "Would you knock that off, we got other things to worry about!"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "-sighs- Spitze you around?"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "I think it's starting to subtract points at this point..."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "That's what we're looking for, Dust"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I think he means adding"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "Or was that double negative becoming positive....."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "Well I'm double positive that you shouldn't try to add to my total. get your own total!"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "Prowl asked me to stop adding until he changes his file system"
<< Autobot >> Starlock mutters. "Heading over to the pits now."
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "All I'm saying is that I did a good thing here"
<< Autobot >> Brainstorm says, "That's got to be worth three points."
<< Autobot >> Sideswipe |Hot Rod goes, "I can join over if it'd help, so let me know if you want me to head to help."
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "I would appreciate it, scrappy as I maybe, I am not invincible, and still a medic"
<< Autobot >> Dust Devil says, "did you need my help or so I keep both brainstorms occupied"
<< Autobot >> Hot Rod says, "En route"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "ahg, there"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "sorry its a mess"
<< Autobot >> Starlock mutters. "Has anyone ever had the mental feeling of having been punched in the nose, but not having been actually punched?"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "cause thats me right now"
<< Autobot >> Starlock says, "If I missed anything I'll edit it in, normally i need time to remember everything, like a fine tooth comb, to go over it all, so things maybe missing in my rush to get this posted"
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> it got quite
<< irc.dal.net >> <HelloMeggan> Voidwalker? Like Apex Legends?
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> naah
<< irc.dal.net >> <Cybertronian Babysitter> fighitng off stupid urge again
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> you know those memes of taking psychic damage?
<< irc.dal.net >> <Morticia> hmmm dreams again?
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> no, no other things
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> just dealing with the residual fluster and headache
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> https://img.ifunny.co/images/13fda6dc4fdacd20f3275ac985ca8b1aac18e2592c94927d096edc530bd7b528_1.jpg
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> if that doesn't explain it, then.. yeaah
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> just.. Ahhhh!
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> I have the urge to flip a fecking table.
<< irc.dal.net >> <Morticia> Why didn't I turn this off. What has you all twisted up again? Someone ruin your nefarious plans?
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> because you're a masochist.
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> and I just need to vent my anger at myself its fine
<< irc.dal.net >> <Morticia> Ouch. I'm hurt. ;P
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> no you're not
<< irc.dal.net >> <Morticia> A tiny bit.
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> ...Okay, sorry
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> just... I missed something so right in my face that I should of picked up on and i feel like an idiot!
<< irc.dal.net >> <Cybertronian Babysitter> waht me?
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> and if I scream out loud... I dunno I'll alert a sand worm or something.
<< irc.dal.net >> <Voidwalker> spazzing aside, I just need to talk off some energy