User blog:Bzero/General G.I. Joe - Cobra Commander’s Return

To: G.I. Joe Command From: General Joseph Colton Subject: Cobra Commander’s Return

Analysis of field reports strongly suggests that the man who engaged our forces in Indianapolis and escaped in a Cobra Rattler last month was, in fact, Cobra Commander. Interviews imply that the veterinarian whose body was found on the scene –Dr. Jonathon Grimes – was held captive by Cobra Commander over the last several months and forced to withdraw from family, friends and patients.

I cannot stress how dangerous Cobra Commander’s return is to the safety of this country, and I take personal responsibility for not capturing or killing him when I had the chance in Ohio. All divisions must be on full alert, and I want updates on every possible lead, no matter how minor. The relative quiet of the Baroness’s reign over Cobra is surely at an end, and we must prepare.

As for the loss of the experimental Lightning II and the damage caused to I-465 in Indianapolis with its crash – Scarlett, your flight clearance is revoked until you are fully cleared by Lifeline, and if you continue to show such poor judgment, your position as G.I. Joe’s Sergeant Major may be in jeopardy as well. I stuck my neck out for you over the socialite affair, and I expect better from you.

Following the attack on Chicago, I want Ebony found and brought to justice immediately. Spirit, once you recover I want you to make finding her your top priority. Form a team to act as your eyes and ears in the meantime. The rest of you be prepared to respond immediately to any threat posed to us by Cobra or rogue otherworldly G.I. Joes. They are to be contained, captured, and if necessary, eliminated.

-- General Joseph “G.I. Joe” Colton, US Army, “Retired”