User blog:Bzero/Red Alert – Visitation Policy

Red Alert appears on-screen, reporting from deep within Security Central. He doesn’t look pleased, but then again, when does he ever? As soon as the recording begins, he narrows his fierce blue optics and glares intensely into the camera. “All of you, please keep your optics on for stray humans wandering about the city. The Joes have become a little too familiar in our home and seem to think they can just bring civilians anywhere they like. They’ll be leaving soon, but frankly, it’s not soon enough!”

Red glowers angrily in a huff. “I’ll be glad when the only humans underfoot will be the marginally more respectful Witwicky family. From now on, G.I. Joe agents have to clear non-Joes through a member of Autobot Command or Security before they can be brought into the city. Please report any more breaches of decorum to me immediately. Security Director Alert out!” His optics widen for just a moment before he ends the transmission.