Robo-Warrior


 * Robo-Warrior is a human webmaster.

Robo-Warrior is a serious head. Sure, he might not trust movies on anything newer than VHS. Sure, he might not have gotten the hang of installing Photoshop. He's still committed to giving you the straight dope on conspiracy theory, UFOs, and the alien robots that live among us. He knows his stuff, and he's committed to setting the public straight on the drek that comes out of The Real Effing Deal website. A self-proclaimed expert, he harangues puds like Leo Spitz from his fortress of nerditude GiantEffingRobots.com and exposes the truth behind flying cars in the stone age, and robots disguised as humans.

"Give me a break. Just look at the configuration of the supposed “alien spacecraft” captured on film. I bet I could make one of those images in photoshop myself, if I could figure out how to install it. (Actually, if anyone can send me instructions on that, I’d be real grateful.)"

- Robo-Warrior