User blog:Bzero/Reports – Transformers Battle in Georgia

Transformers Battle in Georgia by Melinda Lossman, AP

MACON, Georgia – Police are still trying to untangle what happened Thursday in an apparent Decepticon attack on the Old City Cemetery in Macon, Georgia, where recent Cobra activity had left the area overrun with mindless, zombie-like creatures of unknown origin. The attack took place Thursday night, after witnesses say the legendary Optimus Prime himself intervened in an altercation between Autobots and Decepticons. Police say technology had been left in the area linked to Cobra’s foiled ‘Pyramid of Darkness’ terrorist plot. However, military and police watchers guarding the technology were reportedly killed by snipers just before the Decepticon attack. Although the Decepticons escaped, the Cobra technology was destroyed, according to a spokesperson for the Macon City Police. Military investigators from the nearby Robins Air Force Base are said to be looking into the matter and declined comment.