Cosmic Carnival TP

The Cosmic Carnival is a space-faring carnival.



"Ladies and gentlethings, creatures of all ages! Greetings from the Cosmic Carnival, the greatest show in the galaxy!"

"Come one, come all to the most spectacular, action-packed entertainment in the universe! Marvel at performers from over 10,000 planets! Witness stunts so dangerous that they're banned in over 5,000 solar systems!"

"To make a reservation, dial this sub-space frequency now and follow these coordinates. Please, no credit cards or personal checks."

- "The Cosmic Carnival"

Main arena
Dare to witness the finest performances in the galaxy within this very main arena! No other show compares!

Amazing!
But that's not all, folks! The main arena is also home to trained, yet ferocious, gilasharks! Fear the flaming projectiles of our furious juggler! Make way for our heroic jouster! And only a fool ignores Rorza, the Rocket-cycle Racer from Rigel III!

All this and more will be made known to you by boisterous being of the center ring, the brazen Big Top!

Sideshow
Don't forget to pity our fantastic freaks in our sensational side show area, home to the stupidest-looking creatures you'll ever see, taken from the grossest corners of the galaxy! We assure you, their contracts look legitimate! Just ask our boss of the sideshow, that bald human weirdo Berko!

Web of!
Completely unrelated, folks, but please have enough money to pay for admission.