The Wit & Wisdom of Optimus Prime

The Wit & Wisdom of Optimus Prime is an unofficial biography of the Autobot Leader, Optimus Prime. It contains fascinating anecdotes and inspirational quotations, and it even came in at #2 on Buzzysite.com's list of most popular bathroom readers of all time.

It isn't known whether or not Optimus Prime is aware of the existence of this book, but he certainly earns no profit from it. The book is available at all major book retailers in both print and digital forms.

Who's Read It
Geddy, Deadline, Deadline's enforcer Elron, Spike, Carly, and probably Chip Chase, among many others.