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Airfield - Cobra Island

The main road comes to an end here at another clearing. A long airstrip runs across the clearing, in a roughly east to west direction. To the north of the strip, a series of hangars huddles at the edge of the forest.

There are +views here.

Contents:

Interrogator

Wild Weasel's Rattler

Shadow Rattler 001

Obvious exits:

each leads to Eastern Beach - Cobra Island.

orth leads to Main Road South - Cobra Island.

Set.

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pub Hello

 Interrogator says, "Hello"

who

Player Name On For Idle Doing

Interrogator 0:00 0s WWCCD?

Discretion 0:19 18m

Lifeline 1:24 24m

Stormwind 3:30 1h

Scourge 4:04 44m

Nemesis 8:07 6m

Jee-Dai 8:07 6m

Storm Shadow 14:10 31m

Nightfall 14:12 37m

Megatron 15d 01:06 2w

MudNet 23d 04:56 1d See `mnhelp' and www.mudnet.org

11 Players logged in, 52 record, no maximum.

@doing

Set.

 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "whee"

 Lifeline waves!

pub I'm going to have an IRL friend and apartment building mate joining me later, after he eats. He might App here, if he likes it and feels he has time...

 Interrogator says, "I'm going to have an IRL friend and apartment building mate joining me later, after he eats. He might App here, if he likes it and feels he has time..."

 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "oke cool"

 Lifeline nods 8) Hope they like our little sandbox.

 2k5's Sunder, Scourge :3

pub I need advice about last night's log. It's 69, almost 70 pages long, but I don't want to edit it myself because some of the OOC stuff is as good as the IC stuff. I'm going to post it in sections, unless somebody wants me to e-mail it to them so they can edit it...

 Interrogator says, "I need advice about last night's log. It's 69, almost 70 pages long, but I don't want to edit it myself because some of the OOC stuff is as good as the IC stuff. I'm going to post it in sections, unless somebody wants me to e-mail it to them so they can edit it..."

 Lifeline says, "There are log-editing programs out there...not sure how good they are...?"

pub I'll have to find a good one for my OS...

 Interrogator says, "I'll have to find a good one for my OS..."

pub I'll just delete the extra room and other descriptions and put the IC stuff in bold type and post it in sections. It will be up by tomorrow night, hopefully.

 Interrogator says, "I'll just delete the extra room and other descriptions and put the IC stuff in bold type and post it in sections. It will be up by tomorrow night, hopefully."

pub He liked your sandbox comment, Lifeline. LOL

 Interrogator says, "He liked your sandbox comment, Lifeline. LOL"

 Lifeline grins! Well...virtual themed sandbox, technically. :D

l

Airfield - Cobra Island

The main road comes to an end here at another clearing. A long airstrip runs across the clearing, in a roughly east to west direction. To the north of the strip, a series of hangars huddles at the edge of the forest.

There are +views here.

Contents:

Interrogator

Wild Weasel's Rattler

Shadow Rattler 001

Obvious exits:

each leads to Eastern Beach - Cobra Island.

<N>orth leads to Main Road South - Cobra Island.

b

You go to Eastern Beach - Cobra Island.

Eastern Beach - Cobra Island

On the eastern shore of the island, a small beach nestles in a shallow cove.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<CW> leads to Cobra Waters - Cobra Island.

<A>irfield leads to Airfield - Cobra Island.

<W>est leads to Central Clearing - Cobra Island.

cw

You go to Cobra Waters - Cobra Island.

Cobra Waters - Cobra Island

This region in the Gulf of Mexico belongs to the nation of Cobra and surrounds Cobra Island.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<B>each leads to Eastern Beach - Cobra Island.

<G>ulf leads to Gulf of Mexico/Caribbean Sea - North America.

<D>ocks leads to Docks - Cobra Island.

g

Gulf of Mexico/Caribbean Sea - North America

Bordered on the north by the United States, on the east by Cuba, and on the south and west by Mexico, this warm, salty arm of the Atlantic ocean is a favorite spot for many tourists. However, in recent years the presence of Cobra's island nation has left a cloud of foreboding influence hovering over the gulf, dampening the tropical demeanor.

There are +views here, including enterable Cobra Island!

Contents:

Interrogator

Haiti

Jamaica

USS Flagg

Obvious exits:

<P>ort leads to Haiti.

<E>ast leads to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<N>orth leads to Southeast United States - North America.

<NW> Northwest leads to South Central United States - North America.

<W>est leads to Mexico/Central America - Central America.

e

You go to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean

Though this stretch of the Atlantic butts up with the Caribbean, there's not much sign of tropical warmth. There's simply not enough sun and heat to go around in this vast, depthless expanse of blue that stretches from North America to Africa and Europe.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<SE> Southeast leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<S>outh leads to Upper South Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<N>orth leads to Upper North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<E>ast leads to Western Europe - Europe.

<NW> Northwest leads to Southeast United States - North America.

<SW> Southwest leads to Gulf of Mexico/Caribbean Sea - North America.

e

You go to Western Europe - Europe.

Western Europe - Europe

Western Europe consists of a variety of nations, from the Mediterranean countries of France, Spain and Italy, to the Low Countries of the Netherlands to the northern countries of Denmark, Germany and Belgium. Many smaller nations, such as Luxembourg are wedged here and there within the continent. Western Europe is known for industrial and cultural centers.

For More Information, see +views

Contents:

Interrogator

Swiss Home

Obvious exits:

<Eir>ingen leads to Eiringen.

<F>rance leads to France - Western Europe.

<S>outh leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<N>orth leads to Great Britain/Ireland - Europe.

<E>ast leads to Eastern Europe - Europe.

<W>est leads to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

e

You go to Eastern Europe - Europe.

Eastern Europe - Europe

For most of it's history, Eastern Europe has been considered a backwards and primitive land. The Communist occupation of much of this region and the race wars and ethnic clensing during the 20th century did little to change this reputation. Currently, many areas in this region are struggling to pull itself out of economic and social collapse.

For More Information: See +views.

Contents:

Interrogator

Silent Castle

Obvious exits:

<S>outh leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<N>orth leads to North Sea - Europe.

<E>ast leads to Southwest Russian Block - Asia.

<SE> Southeast leads to Middle East - Asia/Arabia.

<W>est leads to Western Europe - Europe.

s

You go to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

Mediterranean Sea - Europe

Seperating Europe from northern Africa, this body is linked to the Black Sea through the Turkish straits, and the Atlantic Ocean through the Straight of Gibralter. Considered invaluable for shipping, this area is also known for its rich history, as it shares borders with Greece, Italy, France and Spain.

The southern seashore is a bastion for pirates, illicit activities, and very little chance of stopping them. Even as the militaries of the Med Sea reigion try their hardest to patrol it all, the possibility of terror on the high seas is still a strong possibility.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<SW> Southwest leads to Northwest Africa - Africa.

<SE> Southeast leads to Northeast Africa - Africa.

<E>ast leads to Middle East - Asia/Arabia.

<NE> leads to Eastern Europe - Europe.

<NW> Northwest leads to Western Europe - Europe.

<W>est leads to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

e

You go to Middle East - Asia/Arabia.

Middle East - Asia/Arabia

The Birthplace of Human Civilization. Along the Tigris and Euphrates rivers the first human cities were formed. Jericho, the oldest continually occupied human city on the planet, is in this region. Like Egypt, these are the lands of the Bible: Israel, Lebanon, Jordan. Modern ears will recognize the names of Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, as well as smaller countries such as Yemen or Qatar. Once the birthplace of human civilization, this region is now home to some of the richest nations on earth, such as Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Lastly, Turkey is the land of Istanbul, formerly Constantinople, home of the Holy Roman Empire.

For More Info: Check +Views!

Contents:

Interrogator

Scourge

SV 2100's Nightraven #2103

Dubai - Middle East

B.A.T. IV Battalion

Cairo

Obvious exits:

<N>orth leads to Southwest Russian Block - Asia.

<NW> Northwest leads to Eastern Europe - Europe.

<E>ast leads to India - Asia/India.

<SE> Southeast leads to Indian Ocean - Indian Ocean.

<W>est leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<SW> Southwest leads to Northeast Africa - Africa.

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "hehehehehe"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind :)

pub Glad you woke up :)

<Public> Interrogator says, "Glad you woke up :)"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind scritches. :) Last night was great :D

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "moo!"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "Whats up all :)"

pub is it cool, about the log, or do you have suggestions, Stormwind?

<Public> Interrogator says, "is it cool, about the log, or do you have suggestions, Stormwind?"

<irc.dal.net>

<Public> Lifeline apologizes for not making that scene, but I have to go early on weeknights due to work.

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "its ok :)"

pub Hey, Over Kill, I have an IRL friend with me today.

<Public> Interrogator says, "Hey, Over Kill, I have an IRL friend with me today."

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "afk a lil while"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "bb soon"

cob2 I went back to the Middle East...

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "I went back to the Middle East..."

+stats

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Statistics on Interrogator [Cobra]

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Strength: 772 [772] Intelligence: [812] Technical: [856]

Agility: 956 [956] Endurance: 729 [729] Courage: [735]

Firepower: 618 [618] Dexterity: 884 [884] Leadership: [624]

Modes: Cobra Human

Current Mode: Cobra

Velocity1: 1 Armour1: 2 Size1: 5

Velocity2: 1 Armour2: 1 Size2: 5

Attacks1: Punch (1) Kick (2) Claw (3) Knife (4) Throw (5) Stun-Gas-Grenade Pistol-22-Caliber <1> Pistol <3> M16A1 <7>

Attacks2: Punch (1) Kick (2) Knife (4) Throw (5) Pistol <3>

Abilities1: Swim Dive Mechanic Helicopter-Pilot Enhanced-Senses

Abilities2: Swim Dive Mechanic Helicopter-Pilot

Resistance: Weakness:

Skills: Helicopter Stunt-Piloting, Helicopter Design/Repair, Interrogation, Hypnosis, Electronic Design, Psychology

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cob2 After ordering the Techno-Vipers to put a steel-Kevlar-steel sandwich on the back of the pilot's seat in Cobra Commander's helicopter. I felt it was necessary after last night.

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "After ordering the Techno-Vipers to put a steel-Kevlar-steel sandwich on the back of the pilot's seat in Cobra Commander's helicopter. I felt it was necessary after last night."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "heeehe I'd probably go back too :) if you want to +invite me :>"

+invite Over Kill

You invite Over Kill to join you.

Over Kill accepts the invite.

Over Kill has arrived.

Over Kill appears. (Invited by Interrogator)

cob2 Done

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "Done"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "yeay :)"

<irc.dal.net>

cob2 Now what should we do tonight? How'd the job hunt go?

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "Now what should we do tonight? How'd the job hunt go?"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "Well I put in some resumes and tomorrow I'll have my paystubs so I can go to the job center so yeay :P Its just waiting on the pay stubs right now thats maddening"

cob2 All right :) hang in there.

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "All right :) hang in there."

cob Who is active, currently?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Who is active, currently?"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I am. What do you need?"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "thanks ;>"

<Public> Lifeline says, "Hey Fred :D"

<Public> Fred says, "Heya. :)"

<Public> Fred says, "What's the haps?"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind scritches a Fred!

<Public> Fred teehees.

From afar, Stormwind perks up, log hould be fine, however :)

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind get dragged to supper

page Stormwind=Thanks!

You paged Stormwind with 'Thanks!'

+finger Fred

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Fred

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Faction:

Species:

Function:

Rank:

Motto: ""

Note:

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+finger Interrogator

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Interrogator

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Faction: Cobra

Species: Human

Function: INTERROGATION

Rank: 6/R&D XO - R&D

Motto: "Tell me about your childhood..."

Note: INTERROGATOR's past is shrouded in mystery. What little information GI-Joe has gathered on his history indicates that before being recruited by Cobra Commander, the Interrogator was head of security for a now-deposed third world dictator. He has a formidable knowledge of psychiatry, sociology, and psychology, an astonishing mastery of interrogation and torture techniques and the ability to direct intelligence operations with surprising efficiency. A superior helicopter pilot, he is capable of keeping a craft aloft in the worst flight conditions, and in combat he is easily the equal of some of the best GI-Joe chopper pilots. Standard equipment in his primary line of work includes a Sensory-Enhancing helmet with a Voice Modulator/Synthesizer and a Trance-Inducing LED display which when combined induce a gentle hypnosis in his patients, causing them to spill their deepest, darkest secrets without even knowing it. He has been known to use other devices that when combined work as an extremely reliable lie detector. In combat situations he can usually be found piloting a F.A.N.G. or MAMBA. He often serves as Cobra Commander's personal chopper pilot when the head snake needs to enter a high-security location. He is second-in-Command of Cobra R&D beneath Typhoid, although the two often work independently of one another, splitting research duties between them. He should be considered armed and dangerous at all times.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "FRED!"

<Public> Fred says, "Hey."

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge glomps.

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Fred!"

<Public> Fred says, "Over Kill!"

<Public> Fred says, "Over Kill, did you see this: http://www.brainygamer.com/the_brainy_gamer/2010/09/unplayable.html"

cob I thought maybe you woould want to talk about last night...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I thought maybe you woould want to talk about last night..."

<Public> Lifeline says, "Someone with a really heavy accent just phoned my cell. I thought he said Allah Ackbar. D:"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "eeeee"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill laughs.

<Public> Fred says, "Ackbar is a real name!"

<Public> Lifeline nods, I'm sure the Ackbar family has heard it all by now!

page Stormwind=I've been meaning to ask...When interrogator was played before, was he just temped? and Did he ever use his Human mode?

You paged Stormwind with 'I've been meaning to ask...When interrogator was played before, was he just temped? and Did he ever use his Human mode?'

pub brb....

<Public> Interrogator says, "brb...."

<Public> Flight of the Raven peeks.

<Public> Fred says, "Dood!"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Doooood."

<Public> Lifeline says, "Raven!"

<Public> Fred snugs.

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind pounces Raven

<Public> Flight of the Raven aiees! There's a Stormwind on me!

Stormwind pages: not sure, I don't remember clearly. :p :)

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge pounces Raven, Stormwind, and Fred.

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Dogpile?"

<Public> Fred says, "I was watching a Okami playthrough on YouTube, and I thought, 'I bet Raven would be into this game!'"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "You would be right. I love Okami."

<Public> Fred kind of wants to pick up a copy now! Though it seems like it leads you by the nose a bit much...

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "What do you mean?"

<Public> Fred says, "Well, it almost seems to solve the puzzles for you. Issun talks a bit more than he really needs to, if you see what I'm saying."

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Ah. Well, it's still a great game. :)"

<Public> Fred says, "Yeah, it's really gorgeous."

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "A sequel was released in Japan for the DS. I can't wait for it to come over here. :D"

<Public> Fred says, "That's right. I forgot about that. Finally, some new game for my DS. I've darn near stopped buying game altogether."

<Public> Flight of the Raven patpats.

<Public> Fred has been enjoying Dragon Quest IX a lot, though!

<Public> Flight of the Raven has not played Dragon Quest.

pub back

<Public> Interrogator says, "back"

<Public> Fred says, "I didn't like the older Dragon Quests. Too simplistic, especially after being raised on computer games. Dragon Quest VIII and IX are great, though."

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Hi, Interrogator!"

page Stormwind=If you talk to Ty before I do, would you please ask him?

You paged Stormwind with 'If you talk to Ty before I do, would you please ask him?'

Stormwind pages: sure

page thanks

You paged Stormwind with 'thanks'

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "yay interrogator!"

<Public> Fred says, "Is the new Okami a remake or a new game?"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "It's a sequel."

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Wb interrogator!"

<Public> Fred says, "Cool!"

<Public> Fred says, "I'll definitely try it out, then"

<Public> Fred was kind of looking at Super Scribblenauts and Etrian Odyssey 3, as well.

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "super scribblenauts? o.o"

<Public> Fred says, "Did you hear of Scribblenauts?"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "they doing one with more graphics and a bigger dictionary?"

<Public> Fred says, "I think it's actually out.."

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "if so, well... wow."

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind knows about the original, never heard of a 'super' version

<Public> Fred says, "It's mostly adjectives, like 'evil' and 'glowing' and 'giant' and 'striped.'"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "rofl"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "oh"

<Public> Fred says, "Plus MUCH better controls, from the sounds of it."

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "ah. :)"

<Public> Fred says, "Yeah, so you can make giant evil cows."

<Public> Fred says, "The controls in the first one were enough to make me go nuts."

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "lol"

<Public> Flight of the Raven pretends to know what Fred is talking about! :D

<Public> Fred says, "You should try it, Raven! It's a fun game!"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "miniature striped Cthulhu"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind :

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind :)

<Public> Fred says, "You put in a noun and it creates an object, and you solve puzzles that way!"

<Public> Fred says, "Carnivorous rabbit!"

<Public> Fred is a weirdo: he's making an index for his paper journal.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "whee"

l

Middle East - Asia/Arabia

The Birthplace of Human Civilization. Along the Tigris and Euphrates rivers the first human cities were formed. Jericho, the oldest continually occupied human city on the planet, is in this region. Like Egypt, these are the lands of the Bible: Israel, Lebanon, Jordan. Modern ears will recognize the names of Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, as well as smaller countries such as Yemen or Qatar. Once the birthplace of human civilization, this region is now home to some of the richest nations on earth, such as Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Lastly, Turkey is the land of Istanbul, formerly Constantinople, home of the Holy Roman Empire.

For More Info: Check +Views!

Contents:

Over Kill

Interrogator

Scourge

SV 2100's Nightraven #2103

Dubai - Middle East

B.A.T. IV Battalion

Cairo

Obvious exits:

<N>orth leads to Southwest Russian Block - Asia.

<NW> Northwest leads to Eastern Europe - Europe.

<E>ast leads to India - Asia/India.

<SE> Southeast leads to Indian Ocean - Indian Ocean.

<W>est leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<SW> Southwest leads to Northeast Africa - Africa.

<Public> Flight of the Raven is reminded of the rabbit from Monty Python.

<Public> Fred says, "That's kind of what I was thinking. :)"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "'Is it behind the rabbit?' 'It IS the rabbit!'"

<Public> Fred says, "4/18/10: I comment on finishing Slayers Next. I remember talking to you about Slayers at the time, Raven! It's kind of fun to go over my last year."

<Public> Flight of the Raven :)

<Public> Flight of the Raven has the Slayers novels, BTW, Fred!

<Public> Fred says, "How are those?"

<Public> Fred remembers you saying you didn't seem very impressed with Slayers Try. :P

<Public> Flight of the Raven has not actually read them yet. But is told they are quite good.

<Public> Fred says, "They are English translations?"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Well, TRY is more like a fanfic. It's not based on any of the novels."

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Yeah."

<Public> Fred says, "The novels are actually the original versions, aren't they?"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Yep."

<Public> Fred says, "That explains it! Filler! ;)"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Only eight of the novels have actually been translated, unfortunately. :P"

<Public> Fred says, "Slayers Next had a great climax, and there just wasn't anywhere to go after it but down!"

<Public> Fred says, "Yeah, there's a bunch, aren't there?"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Yep. 15 books in the main series, but there's at least 54 all together."

<Public> Fred says, "Oh, and here's the dwarf kicking over a basket of pit vipers in my D&D game."

<Public> Fred says, "Good lord!"

<Public> Fred says, "All by the same woman?"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "...The author is a man. :)"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "And yes."

<Public> Fred says, "Oh is it? I was thinking it was a female man."

<Public> Fred says, "WOman if you will."

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Hajime Kanzaka!"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Why'd you think it was a woman?"

pose is sitting at the command table, talking to Incision in hushed tones. The former Night Creeper has his head cocked...

Interrogator is sitting at the command table, talking to Incision in hushed tones. The former Night Creeper has his head cocked...

<Public> Fred says, "You guys want to feel old? Superman debuted in 1938. 23 years later, the Fantastic Four debuted. 23 years after that, Transformers came out. It's now 26 years since Transformers came out."

<Public> Fred must have been thinking of someone else. I do a lot of clicking around on wikipedia. Must have got some people mixed up.

Over Kill watches Interrogator go about his job, pausing a moment. The doomed BATlord tries to spy as best he can.

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "No biggie. :)"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "thanks, Fred, yes, I do feel old now :)"

<Public> Fred says, "Yay! :P"

<Public> Flight of the Raven is 25. :(

+ooc Does Over kill have enhanced senses?

<OOC> Interrogator says, "Does Over kill have enhanced senses?"

<Public> Fred says, "Wow, you are the same age as Transformers! :D"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Yay?"

<OOC> Over Kill says, "He does :)"

/Incision replies to Interrogator, "If I could not defeat Snake-Eyes, I do not know how I would fare against his Sword Brother..."

<Public> Fred was yaying at Stormwind feeling old! I'm all diabolical and stuff.

<Public> Fred gets the feeling that a lot of stuff was lost in translation in Slayers. They make a few odd references to puns in the subtitles, like they make them all the time, but they are not there.

<OOC> Scourge does, too.

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "Transformers came out when I was about 9 or so"

<Public> Flight of the Raven says, "Why am I sleepy?"

<Public> Fred says, "Me too."

<Public> Fred was born in 75!

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill is sleepy and sinusy myself. Been under a lot of stress in the past 24 hours though.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge was 11.

<Public> Fred clings to Over Kill!

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "I was also born in 75 :>"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge was born in 73

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind wsa born in June 74

Huh? (Type "help" for help.)

<Public> Fred says, "Wow, 3 out of 5. :P"

<Public> Fred says, "Nope, 2 out of five!"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Kathy/Metalhead was born in 70 :>"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "wow :)"

<Public> Fred says, "I bet she remembers when dirt was invented!"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Practically old enough to wear diapers again! :>"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind had an older sister born in '69

<Public> Flight of the Raven eyes lag.

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "My older bro was born in 72 :P"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "My younger bro was born in 74 (Oct)"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "then my sister in 76, then my other brother in 82"

\\Incision replies to Interrogator, "If I could not defeat Snake-Eyes, I do not know how I would fare against his Sword Brother..."

Incision replies to Interrogator, "If I could not defeat Snake-Eyes, I do not know how I would fare against his Sword Brother..."

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "I'm old enough that if I had a id when I graduated in High school (1993) they'd be old enough to graduate high school themselves :>"

<Public> Fred says, "Girls who were born the year I graduated from high school are almost legal now!"

<Public> Fred says, "Not that I ever think about that."

<Public> Flight of the Raven randomly snugs you all.

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind spanks Fred. You shouldn't. :p

<Public> Fred snugs. I'm glad I logged in today. I never come on here anymore. :P

<Public> Flight of the Raven takes pictures.

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "I got to thining about it when I played archon which was released in July of 2010- which is a mod-reworking of Ultima 6 that was made in 1990. The mod was made to celebrate its 20th anniversary. Made me feel old :>"

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "when you /should/ log on here more."

<Public> 2d8+2 Stormwind says, "hehehe"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge clings to Fred

<Public> Flight of the Raven yawns and debates a nap.

<Public> Fred is like sasquatch!

<Public> Fred says, "Don't debate a nap! Naps are smarter than us! They always win!"

<Public> Religion's Pharmacist Nightfall trolls.

<Public> Flight of the Raven goblins?

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Nightfall!"

<Public> Fred Hamburglars!

pose nods, "Just think about it...". Interrogator dismisses Incision

Interrogator nods, "Just think about it...". Interrogator dismisses Incision

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge Mayor McCheeses!

Over Kill backs away. "After storm shadow.." he says to himself. "Interesting."

<irc.dal.net> This base gets more interesting every day.

<Public> Fred says, "You just can't trust a politician with a cheeseburger for a head."

<irc.dal.net> <c.b.> Oh?

<Public> Flight of the Raven Toucan Sams?

<Public> Fred says, "Or one without a cheeseburger for a head."

<Public> Fred ruffles Nightfall!

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge Trix rabbits!

<Public> Flight of the Raven wanders off to take a nap.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I couldn't care less.

<Public> Fred says, "One of my favorite Simpsons moments is still when Homer jumps the Krusty-Burglar."

<Public> Fred snugs again!

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "lol"

<irc.dal.net> Yeah, thanks for the present, Queen.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge snugs Raven

<Public> Fred says, "Stop! He's already dead!"

pub my friends contribution-"An honest politician is one who stays bought."

<Public> Interrogator says, "my friends contribution-"An honest politician is one who stays bought.""

<Public> Fred says, "That's the truth! :P"

<irc.dal.net> Just poeple hunting other people. Its kinda fun to watch while I wait for my inevitable execution.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Join the club.

<Public> Fred says, "Cobra!"

<Public> Fred has actually been watching GI Joe on TV.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge has, too!

pub Cool, Fred!

<Public> Interrogator says, "Cool, Fred!"

<Public> McLovin Spike says, "Cobra lalalalalalalala!"

<Public> Fred says, "So I'm having all sorts of fond memories of Major Bludd, the Baroness, and Destro come bubbling up. :P"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Spike!"

<Public> Fred says, "Quiet, you! :P"

<Public> McLovin Spike says, "sorry, couldn't resist ;)"

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd says, "Don't make me get out the man-eating scorpions, Spike. ;)"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> How interesting. And you said I would never have a hand in your execution.

<Public> McLovin Spike says, "Was thinking of appin' Serpentor and typing in 'This I command!' - and just pasting it in my poses."

<Public> Fred says, "It strikes me how strange GI Joe was. You could really tell Sunbow's parent company was Marvel."

<Public> Fred hehs!

<irc.dal.net> You impress me, Queen. The lengths you go to...

<Public> McLovin Spike nodnods. "They got really into the sci-fi elements toward the end"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Oh, well. The Irony. My time among the mortals has been...educational, but I grow weary of them.

<irc.dal.net> So where will you go then?

<Public> Fred says, "Even in the first ones, they had all these crazy locations and the last episode I saw had killer statues and stuff. Pretty far removed from the comics. :P"

<irc.dal.net> I'm thinking my time on this world is short. So..why nto go out having fun. I'm going to blow something up.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I'm thinking my time on this world is short. So..why nto go out having fun. I'm going to blow something up."

cob No, Over Kill, I am working on a plan to save you.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "No, Over Kill, I am working on a plan to save you."

<Public> Fred says, "It was very creative, though!"

<Public> Fred says, "I think the writers knew what kids liked!"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I heard about the 'replacement'. The Amalgam. As a unit that is not in the amalgam, the three of us feel threatened."

<Public> Fred says, "They like people punching at each other, and shooting at each other, and throwing each other, and pits and avalanches, and killer snakes, and bad guys capturing their dudes."

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd is in ur base killin ur dudes.

<Public> Fred says, "The last one ended with bazooka threatening a leopard seal with his bazooka at point blank range."

<Public> Fred says, "That would have been cool if he shot it."

cob I do not trust Spades...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I do not trust Spades..."

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd says, "Gibs!"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "Just thank god you're not home, Bludd :>"

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd says, "Ha, yeah. :)"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Nor do I.. Lazarus was saying that her gift looks like its benign and useful."

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd crosses fingers that the planets will align to allow SG sceneage on Thursday. I'm toast today. *thud*

cob Looks can be deceiving, Over Kill.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Looks can be deceiving, Over Kill."

cob Poor Major, can I help any?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Poor Major, can I help any?"

cob mischan

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "mischan"

cob2 Poor Major, can I help any?

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "Poor Major, can I help any?"

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd says, "I just need to rest up and get an early start tomorrow. I got a lot to do, especially with NaNoWriMo. I just stopped in to see what was up."

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd says, "I fell behind in NaNo today but I got ahead yesterday so it's pretty much all good. Now to conquer the rest of my life. ._."

cob2 I'll have all the logs up on Int's Wiki by tomorrow night

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "I'll have all the logs up on Int's Wiki by tomorrow night"

<Public> Fred says, "My mom always hated Bazooka."

(New BB message (7/82) posted to 'Cobra' by Over Kill: Amalgam)

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd says, "How come?"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "Gaah. Brb air is on and its /freezing/"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I will retreat back to that from which I came. Back into the annals of the internet.

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd says, "I think the response to Laz's memo from Command will be OMGWTFBBQNOWAIHOSE. :)"

<Public> Fred says, "I'm not really sure. But whenever he appeared on the screen, she'd say, 'I don't like that guy!'"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "heehee I think so too :)"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "Ok on the other hand fears replacement :)"

<irc.dal.net> Then, the world will lose two of its AI's. Its a shame.

cob I have a persssonal use for Over kill...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I have a persssonal use for Over kill..."

cob2 I have a persssonal use for Over kill...

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "I have a persssonal use for Over kill..."

<irc.dal.net> I honestly don't thnk Cobra will use your replacement. But thank you for trying.

cob Mischan

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Mischan"

<Public> Fred says, "I was also noticing that the women don't get real weapons. Scarlett gets a crossbow and Lady Jaye gets those goofy spear things. Heck, Scarlett doesn't even get a uniform: she dresses like she's from a rodeo, and that was when the toys were mostly real-looking army guys."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill lubes..not nc not nc :>

<Public> Fred says, "Not sure about Cover Girl."

<Public> Fred says, "But even for her, being pretty seems to be her most noteworthy trait."

<Public> Fred says, "Tsk, tsk!"

cob2 You're not right...

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "You're not right..."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "heehee no Im not :>"

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd says, "I liked CG's uniform. But you're right. I never really noticed the weapons thing before."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "but what uses? Im afraid :)"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I am no longer concerned.

<Public> Fred says, "It's one of those things that struck me because I hadn't seen it in so long, I guess."

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd nods.

<Public> Fred says, "Fresh perspective. :P"

cob2 it involves learning Russian...

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "it involves learning Russian..."

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "Russian porn?"

<Public> Fred says, "The scene where they get Shipwreck is just strange. There's a town that's openly run by Cobra out in the middle of nowhere, largely populated by punks and bikers, apparently, and a mercenary dressed in a US Naval uniform is in the bar..."

<Public> Fred says, "Even as a kid I think that sequence confused me a bit."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "ooh KGB stuff? :>"

cob2 No. ;P

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "No. ;P"

<irc.dal.net> Its a shame that you have given up on this world.

cob Yes, Over kill

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Yes, Over kill"

cob2 Yes, Over kill

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "Yes, Over kill"

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "Oh! Cold War porn."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "I'm more Asian Triad material then Russian Mafiya when it comes to porno :> oh wait..."

<Public> Fred says, "I sure do miss those old voice actors, though. Most of the modern voice actors make me cringe."

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd says, "Oh yeah, the old voice actors were awesome."

<Public> Fred says, "The animation wasn't always so great, but the voice acting and the music were really good."

<Public> The Laginator! Major Bludd says, "I've heard some decent ones on some cartoons of recent make, but mostly they're all pretty flat to my ear."

cob2 I'm thinking about sending Incision to spy on Storm Shadow after our current mission...

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "I'm thinking about sending Incision to spy on Storm Shadow after our current mission..."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I am not regretful for it.

<Public> Fred says, "There's one I like... If Raven was still on, I think she'd know..."

<Public> Fred says, "He was Piccolo and Wolverine and Duo and the wolf dude on Inu-Yasha."

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> You learned so much and you cnanot use it.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "Scott McNeil"

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> ooc mischar

<irc.dal.net> You learned so much and you cnanot use it.

<Public> Fred says, "Good call! :)"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge remembers! He was also rattrap

<irc.dal.net> Maybe I am not the one.. defeated afterall.

<Public> Fred says, "That's right. I'm one of those weirdos who didn't like Beast Wars, though."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "oooh"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "I actually liked Beast Machines, :>"

<Public> Fred says, "You're even more weird than me!"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I've employed it in other ways.

<irc.dal.net> I see. Then you have run the course of your programming and your designer benefits.

<irc.dal.net> I always suspected as much.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> What are you babbling about?

<irc.dal.net> You...wouldn't know. You aren't programmed to know, AI.

<irc.dal.net> Sneak in, probe, gain information, self destruct.

<irc.dal.net> It's typical virus behavior.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Who said anything about self destructing?

<irc.dal.net> You have finished your plans and you are going back into the void, away from the world you are manipulating. Becoming binary, once more. 0's and 1's.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> If you came to that conclusion, your eally *are* a broken piece of virtual intelligence.

<irc.dal.net> If that's not self destructing, then I don't know what is. You wouldn't recognise it, if that's the case. Your programmer gave you self awareness, but didn't give you the awareness to salvage yourself once your usefulness has ended.

<irc.dal.net> Probably a government program. I woiuldn't put it past the US, or Interpol.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> You simple minded mechanical buffoon.

<irc.dal.net> If I am wrong, please. Enlighten me. But you can saee where I come to this conclusion.

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill trolls :>

<Public> Fred trawls.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> No, I do not see from which maniacal malfunction you draw this completely erronious conclusion.

<irc.dal.net> That's allright. Do you really think insulting me will bait me?

pose face palms...

Interrogator face palms...

Over Kill chuckles "She's easy isn't she?" eh asks to himself.

<irc.dal.net> For someone who doesn't care, you sure like to anger people. This is why 1 and 3 can't understand you. Heeh. We find you amusing.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "So Im just playing with the internet now. Trolling. May as well eh?"

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> It's not nice to troll people, Neonode.

<Newbie> Over Kill says, "for everyone's entertainment: Beerimus Prime http://www.randompics.net/?p=9238"

<Newbie> Over Kill says, "mischan"

<<Horny Perverts>> Artisanal BAT Over Kill says, "for everyone's entertainment: Beerimus Prime http://www.randompics.net/?p=9238"

cob Don't get into any trouble...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Don't get into any trouble..."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "why would I do that? What do I have to lose?"

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill icly gets real.. aggressive when scared :>

cob I am trying to find you another career, Over Kill.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I am trying to find you another career, Over Kill."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> If you understood anything about tactics, you might comprehend.

<Public> Fred waves out!

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Another job he could screw up?"

cob Ah, there you are...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Ah, there you are..."

pub brb

<Public> Interrogator says, "brb"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Like I'd left."

<irc.dal.net> Another career eh?

<irc.dal.net> mischan

<irc.dal.net> I know enough.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Another career eh? So its official?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "You'd do wonderful as a garden gnome."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "My usefulness to the coil is at an end then?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "I wouldn't call anyone with your track record 'useful' to begin with."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I don't have much of a track record."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "And most of what you have are fails. And epic fails."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "In fact, you spend more time in the shop and-or undersedation than you do upright."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "You're kind of like a 1980s Fiat. More time in the shop than on the road."

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "Fiat: Fix It Again, Tony."

pub back

<Public> Interrogator says, "back"

cob Not yet, I am working on it.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Not yet, I am working on it."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I could alays show what I am capable of."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow laughs uproariously, "I'm sure you will! For his next trick, a colossal failure!"

cob No, Over Kill. Storm Shadow is a valued member of this organization.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "No, Over Kill. Storm Shadow is a valued member of this organization."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow cuts out, and sounds suddenly suspicious. "...What do you want, Interrogator..."

cob For you two not to attempt to decimate each other.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "For you two not to attempt to decimate each other."

cob Cobra Commander would be most displeased...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Cobra Commander would be most displeased..."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I could decimate..something else... scared. Need to hit something."

cob Why don't you sneak out of town in disguise and go for a run in the desert instead? That would make you feel better and not ruin anything already planned.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Why don't you sneak out of town in disguise and go for a run in the desert instead? That would make you feel better and not ruin anything already planned."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow snerks. "Tell that to whatever your pet project is about to punch. Rip out it's heuristic processor. Robots shouldn't think. They should do what they're told, as they're told. and nothing else."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "This is making my head hurt again."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Silence, Over Kill. You whine more than an old woman."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I'm turning off this channel. If I wanted to be trolled I'd talk to queen."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, " "

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "Robot abuse ftw :)"

<irc.dal.net> Nnngh. Huans.

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill grins. :>

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "its the human side of him thats annoyed. the two robot ok units with him don't seem to mind it ;>"

say Are you going to be all right, Over Kill?

You say, "Are you going to be all right, Over Kill?"

<irc.dal.net> Humans rather. Garbling.

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "It didn't ask permission."

Over Kill holds his head. "It's been happening a lot recently." he admits. "Aggression, headaches..maybe I haven't shot enough recently."

cob It is better than destroying something, and risking blowing our cover. I do have a complete team over here, Storm Shadow.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "It is better than destroying something, and risking blowing our cover. I do have a complete team over here, Storm Shadow."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "More of a reason it should always ask for permission before acting."

cob He did the right thing.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "He did the right thing."

pose nods sympatheticly, "You will like it where I want you to go. My friends all have large yards and firing ranges."

Interrogator nods sympatheticly, "You will like it where I want you to go. My friends all have large yards and firing ranges."

Over Kill pauses. "Will I still be working for the Coil? Have I failed them?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "'The Right Thing' would have been for him not to have reacted at all."

pose ponders. "You will be working for me, and I work for Cobra. As for being a failure...every man must decide for themselves what makes them a success or failure..."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Hm?

Interrogator ponders. "You will be working for me, and I work for Cobra. As for being a failure...every man must decide for themselves what makes them a success or failure..."

<irc.dal.net> Between 1 and the humans getting on me again. Ninjas, particularly. I wonder why it matters to him.

cob He is a Cyborg, half human, half robot.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "He is a Cyborg, half human, half robot."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Why should you care?

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "All idiot."

<irc.dal.net> That's waht one says. I dont know. The human side of me gets..annoyed easily sometimes.

Over Kill pauses. "Very well." he says. "If I've failed, I can make copies for technical. I can recycle myself, if I am no longer useful to the coil. It is not a big deal."

cob How goes the tracking?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "How goes the tracking?"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Both Seneca and I understand.

<irc.dal.net> Seneca. Is she online already?

<irc.dal.net> I don't think...she will be approved by command.

<irc.dal.net> Lazarus supports her, but wants to at least work one into her. It's pretty tactically sound.

pose says calmly, "Every man must decide for themselves."

Interrogator says calmly, "Every man must decide for themselves."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Fair. I've set 21 traps in and around Snake Eyes' Cabin."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> My Version is Online. I have a Synth lying around.

<irc.dal.net> Is she based off of you?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> She needs a slight personality tweak. She's too chipper.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> No.

<irc.dal.net> What's she like? Sounds lie 6...

<irc.dal.net> I'm sure command will calm her down in programming.

cob Good.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Good."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> My personality model was derived from a villainess model, go figure. Seneca is the Big Sister/Friendly Girl Next Door type.

<irc.dal.net> Huh. Off of what.. villainess?

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "He'll never suspect the bees."

<irc.dal.net> A BAT cannot be friendly.

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "now I just picture Kamakura heading to snake-eyes place and accidentally setting off a bee trap. "ACK!" :>"

cob Interesting...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Interesting..."

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd @EddieIzzards, "I'm covered in BEEEEES!!"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, " "

<irc.dal.net> She'd never work out, really.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> She would work out very well, considering when it's time to kill, her personality matrix shuts down like mine does.

<irc.dal.net> So she's technically a sociopath.

cob ; groans!

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator groans!

pose face palms...again...

Interrogator face palms...again...

Over Kill looks to Interrogator. "Is there..something wrong?"

say Sociopath...

You say, "Sociopath..."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Who'se a sociopath?

Over Kill murmurs "Definately hope it's not approved. That's not what you need in a Bat.."

pose sighss

Interrogator sighss

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> She's an evolution from the poor modelling that was used when Over Kill was developed. Like a professional soldier, her combat ability is still accessible and active. It simply moves to the forefront when it's time to take action, and reverts when she's not out mowing down ze enemy.

Over Kill nods "FIne the way it is. I am not threatened." he sounds relieved. "At least no ones asking one or three anything."

<irc.dal.net> Considering:

<irc.dal.net> An attitude like that would b e useful on the battlefield.

<irc.dal.net> Though why the BATS need to socialize is beyond me. We never did.

<irc.dal.net> Ignore him. I do.

<irc.dal.net> What you lack is a decent Eliminator chip. I keep telling you that.

pose looks at Over Kill, "...Are you experienceing problems?"

Interrogator looks at Over Kill, "...Are you experienceing problems?"

Over Kill blinks. "No..why would.." he looks at the logs. "That's one. Let me bypass him."

<irc.dal.net> Bypassing. Please ignore that. Sorry.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Heh. Its broken isnt it/

GAME: Over Kill PASSES an INTELLIGENCE roll of Average difficulty.

Over Kill relaxes. "Allright, I have him under control." He holds his head. "That happens sometimes."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> It's there for dealing with the human element. Troop morale, respect, discipline. Customer service. She's polite to a fault. She's the type that smiles calmly while informing an enemy that she has to kill them. And she doesn't need an Eliminator chip or MPD.

<irc.dal.net> Why a she?

<irc.dal.net> A perfect lifeform. Its too good to be true. I may have errors. I may have issues. But at least Cobra knows what I am and what to expect.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Psychologically speaking, the female gender has advantages in social and boardroom dynamic.

<irc.dal.net> Heh. You haven't met Angela have you?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I *have* Angela.

<irc.dal.net> You see how the female gender effects..us then.

<irc.dal.net> Besides, command gets very unnerved by girl over kills.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> All of your concerns are pretty much invalid. Ask Laz exactly how much work I put into refining Seneca.

<irc.dal.net> Its not only my concerns. Im sure they are the same concerns that my creators have. Im sure Lazarus..will see...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> This is kinda like Moonlighting.

+net If it is even real...

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> If it is even real...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> It doesn't sound very real to me.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> What two Androids fighting over one replacing the other or something?

<irc.dal.net> Don't get involved in things you do not understand, Ranger.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Heeh. I dont think you understand it either.

+net How are Timber 2 and the cabin?

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> How are Timber 2 and the cabin?

+roll int/8

GAME: Interrogator PASSES an INTELLIGENCE roll of Very High difficulty.

+roll int/9

GAME: Interrogator PASSES an INTELLIGENCE roll of Immense difficulty.

+roll int/10

GAME: Interrogator FAILS an INTELLIGENCE roll of Extreme difficulty.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> T2? He's doing good. I haven't been to the cabin in a while. I've been ..checking on old memories.

cob Timber...Where have I heard that name before...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Timber...Where have I heard that name before..."

GAME: Over Kill FAILS an INTELLIGENCE roll of Extreme difficulty.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "I'm not sure. Timberwolves? A sports team?"

+roll int/10

GAME: Interrogator PASSES an INTELLIGENCE roll of Extreme difficulty.

cob Timber is/was the name of the Joe Snake-Eyes' wolf, was it not? Storm Shadow?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Timber is/was the name of the Joe Snake-Eyes' wolf, was it not? Storm Shadow?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Yup. And the one most likely to foil at least 20 of the 21 traps I set at Snake Eyes' Cabin."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "He'll never suspect the bees, though."

cob I believe there is an apprentice of Snake-Eyes on irc...Any suggestions on how to make the most of this?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I believe there is an apprentice of Snake-Eyes on irc...Any suggestions on how to make the most of this?"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs waves

pub Hello

<Public> Interrogator says, "Hello"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs has an owwie. was chopping carrots at work and missed :( Also here for RP with OK as promised

pub Ow, darn, and cool!

<Public> Interrogator says, "Ow, darn, and cool!"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Maybe Its snake eyes himself?"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Ouch!"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "I may be slow. I've been doing job apps :>"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Drugs and duct tape. Artemis would love to meet Kamakura all tied up."

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "fair enough. I am one finger down for typing :)"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "I am rebooting internet though. this lag is rediculous"

cob No, I remember talking to this 'GreenRanger' before. He listed his Martial Arts, working for the U.S. Military, and mentioned his Sensei as being old. I believe both him and his Sensei knew Ninjutsu. He also mentioned having Timberwolf cubs, one specificly as Timber 2.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "No, I remember talking to this 'GreenRanger' before. He listed his Martial Arts, working for the U.S. Military, and mentioned his Sensei as being old. I believe both him and his Sensei knew Ninjutsu. He also mentioned having Timberwolf cubs, one specificly as Timber 2."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Maybe you guys can trap him... does that sound like our man?"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "back"

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Why do you assume the T is for Timber. Thats kinda weird.

cob ; says musingly, "Trap him, interrogate him, and release him after removing the memory of the whole idea..."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> ooc test

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says musingly, "Trap him, interrogate him, and release him after removing the memory of the whole idea..."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "How hard do you think he would be to break? If he is anything like his master..."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile>

+net We have spoke here before GreenRanger, you mentioned having Timberwolf cubs at your cabin. You had to log off when you said T2 had to go out. I asked what the T stood for and you said 'Timber'.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> We have spoke here before GreenRanger, you mentioned having Timberwolf cubs at your cabin. You had to log off when you said T2 had to go out. I asked what the T stood for and you said 'Timber'.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Good evening

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "hmm..."

+net OOC I don't have the log, but if you need the other details I remember from that session, just ask...

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> OOC I don't have the log, but if you need the other details I remember from that session, just ask...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Yeah. Sorry. I've been having one heck of a week. It's true. Have like 5 cubs there now.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> OOC its ok :)

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Evening, Batmobile!

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Cubs? Bear cubw?

<irc.dal.net> Hey, bat :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> *cubs sorry. got a different uplink and i need to think differently. Evening

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Naa. Wolf pups. I have pics too, but they're not on my phone.

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "10 dollars a day, in 3 months I will have the cash for my dog"

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Oh, you're one of those conservationalists working with the wild animals?

cob Snake-Eyes has resisted the brainwave scanner...I am sure we could successfully accomplish it.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Snake-Eyes has resisted the brainwave scanner...I am sure we could successfully accomplish it."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Naa. When I'm out in the cabin, its up in the high sierras. They kinda wander in on their own.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Hes got to be easier to break then his master. How would you guys think of catching him?"

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> ahh. I didnt know you could keep wolves. Very impressive. Knew a guy who had cogyotes on cybertron. Noisy things

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> With a lisence, yeah. Though they keep you more then you keep them.

cob Maybe lure him to the cabin, let the traps weaken him, and then an ambush? I do not know. I am usually at the very beginning and/or the very end of the whole process...Storm Shadow, please advise....

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Maybe lure him to the cabin, let the traps weaken him, and then an ambush? I do not know. I am usually at the very beginning and/or the very end of the whole process...Storm Shadow, please advise...."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "You told all of us yesterday that you were able to run intelligence operations. Between you and your tin man, you don't think you could capture one little ninja?"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Are you afraid?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Interrogator, if you want Over Kill to remain functional until he's officially put into the scrap heap, I recommend you put a leash on him."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Bring it, Ninja."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "He's afraid. Of an apprentice."

cob I think that after last night, and what I have observed today, it would be foolish to put Over Kill in a combat situation so soon. Over Kill, please behave. We're trying to conduct business here. I do not think I am capable of capturing a Ninja on my own without putting myself, and therefore Cobra, in great danger.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I think that after last night, and what I have observed today, it would be foolish to put Over Kill in a combat situation so soon. Over Kill, please behave. We're trying to conduct business here. I do not think I am capable of capturing a Ninja on my own without putting myself, and therefore Cobra, in great danger."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Great... no combat now.. this isnt boding well."

cob Just for today, Over Kill. You were put under a lot of stress in the last 24 hours, and that isn't good for...you know...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Quiet night. Maybe I'll go down to the docks.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Just for today, Over Kill. You were put under a lot of stress in the last 24 hours, and that isn't good for...you know..."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Yeah. I'm crazy. I know that."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Sorry the doct came in

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> You doing ok?

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Just a check up. I had... I think you call it surgery... yeah, surgery, so just a check up. ITs a bit invasive but boring.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> So time to kill while being interrupted on occasion. Thank you for asking though. So you're near a lake or the ocean?

cob Not crazy. Misprogramed, possibly a slight chemical imbalance. It's a mental illness of some kind, and illnesses can be treated.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Not crazy. Misprogramed, possibly a slight chemical imbalance. It's a mental illness of some kind, and illnesses can be treated."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> ouch. What kind of surgery?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Yeah, Im in Jersey.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "..."

<irc.dal.net> Right..

<irc.dal.net> mis

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "right.."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Well, its difficult to explain, but something like a skull transplant

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Sounds serious. You a cybertronian?

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> They took my 'brain' and put it in a ner skull. Yes I am.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> It was serious. It was a first for the dog, but he handled it like the pro. He's the best on both planets.

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "SS has gotten out the cordless mixer."

cob2 Why?

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "Why?"

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "He's going to employ the beaters on OK's organic brain and whip them into the consistancy of mashed potatoes."

cob2 That's not right ;P

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "That's not right ;P"

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "Some milk, butter, and some instant potatoes, and no one will know the primary ingredient is brain matter."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> ugh. sounds like what happened with Frank.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> you okay? Im glad to hear it. How long until you're back on your feet?

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Oh yeah, I'm fine. I was out last night. Just a routine check up to make sure everything is good inside. sometimes our systems dont pick up all errors

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill says, "heehee have fun removing it :>"

<irc.dal.net> Yeah, I know how that is.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> who is Frank?

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Yo!

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Him :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Oh hey, I think I've seen that name before....

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> I kinda live on the internet. Well not physically. Physically I live in a brig, but..

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> I see. I spend a good amount of time there, but probably in a different fashion than you.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Probably! My real name's Warlord. :>

<irc.dal.net> See there you go, waking up the crazies. :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I resent that.

<irc.dal.net> And resemble it. :>

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Hey, call a spade a spade. But call a spade a nut and it's /on/. :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> ... Haha. Hey Warlord. Fancy meeting you here

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> How'se things on the outside? :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I'm the sanest one here.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> I like to consider myself semi-sane myself.

cob Have you thought of a plan, Storm Shadow? 'GreenRanger' says he is in Jersey, by the docks. I am sure I can coax the exact location out of him...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Have you thought of a plan, Storm Shadow? 'GreenRanger' says he is in Jersey, by the docks. I am sure I can coax the exact location out of him..."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Frank: Same old, same old. Still working on springing you though

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Let me just get in my Ninja Jet that I rented from Ninja World and fly right over to Jersey from Colorado."

+net There's no such thing as sanity, and that's the sanest fact...to quote Dire Straits.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> There's no such thing as sanity, and that's the sanest fact...to quote Dire Straits.

cob No need to get sarcastic, we have Vectors.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "No need to get sarcastic, we have Vectors."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "I prefer my means of transportation NOT hold a conversation with me."

cob2 LOL! Ninja Jet from Ninja World!

[Cobra-OOC] Interrogator says, "LOL! Ninja Jet from Ninja World!"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "lag test"

[Cobra-OOC] Storm Shadow's Temp Player, Nightfall says, "Ninja world has Rent-a-Ninjas."

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "pass"

cob I will as Over Kill to borrow one of the quiet ones then...Are you having any problems I can help you with?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I will as Over Kill to borrow one of the quiet ones then...Are you having any problems I can help you with?"

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Intersting quote in a roundabout way

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Aside from the fact you're sending two of my least favorite things screaming to me at the speed of stupid? No problems at all."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I always thought I'm pretty sane, considering.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Sanity is overrated!

+net 'Google' it and find the whole song lyrics. I enjoy few modern Western bands, but Dire Straits and Pink Floyd, I recommend to anyone.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> 'Google' it and find the whole song lyrics. I enjoy few modern Western bands, but Dire Straits and Pink Floyd, I recommend to anyone.

cob Over Kill can stay here. It would be better for him.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Over Kill can stay here. It would be better for him."

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Heeh. :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> I'll take a look, thanks. I have plenty of free time tonight. One of the other bots directed me to TSO, that was pretty good.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Though my real preference is the PSO, they aren't around anymore

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I like quite a bit myself. You're from Russia, right IAH?

+net Correct.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> Correct.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Your nickname is now Ivan.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> what if IAH is a female?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> What if I'm a female. :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Wait, that segue confused me. Ivan is a male human name no?

+net Yes, but it is also a generic name for any Russian.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> Yes, but it is also a generic name for any Russian.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Ahh. I see

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I could run a linguistic analysis instead of plying a general label.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> No need. I understand now. I admit I've focused mostly on american culture since that's where the Autobots reside

+net What do you mean?

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> What do you mean?

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> That's not nice at all.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> That's like calling him a kraut or a pole or something.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> :<

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Each one of those is a generic and accurate descriptor.

cob Over Kill, stand by. Monitor my helmet's irc.dal.net signal for Spade's interferance.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> I think Queen has a point. Its like saying 'Con' or 'bot' I think

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Over Kill, stand by. Monitor my helmet's irc.dal.net signal for Spade's interferance."

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> It's also racist and promotes stereotypes.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> 'Ivan' is much Net-friendlier than 'Iam'.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> ...Considering what I am, do you think playing political correctness even interests me? :P

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> No :( but talking like that does make someone look ignorant. I tell that to stevie all the time when he calls humans meatpiles.

+net Peace, Frankenstein. It does not offend me.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> Peace, Frankenstein. It does not offend me.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Okay!

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Monitoring."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Sometimes, I just want to rip warlord apart."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Indeed. If anyone has the right to be upset, it is the person being referred to I think.

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> I wouldn't like it if someone called me names. But I dont think anyone does. Maybe because I'm a tank.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Yes, its not usually a good idea to insult a tank to be honest.

<irc.dal.net> Oh, Queen has a list of names for me ;>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I'm called many names all of the time, and they have no effect. They're words, a crude and rudimentary way to convey expressions of ideas.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> I've been called a few nasty things in the line of duty... Me and the boys at the precinct used to keep track and even have prizes for most offensive of the cycle.

+net So, GreenRanger, what docks are you visiting? I have heard that New Jersey has many lovely senic views...

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> So, GreenRanger, what docks are you visiting? I have heard that New Jersey has many lovely senic views...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'm down near Broca bBeach. Little south of Trenton. A colorful town, with a sorrid history.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Inn my view, it is ignorant to get offended at being called a 'vulgar' name regardless. Which is why it's that much more entertaining to see someone get incited over it.

cob Broca Beach, south of Trenton, Storm Shadow.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Broca Beach, south of Trenton, Storm Shadow."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Eh, names are just that. Names. Labels. If you know your own character you'll know if they're true or not.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> I admit I was shocked and angry at first. Then I got amused. It REALLY angers the drunks when you laugh at them instead when they call you things

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Broca. AN interesting place for a GI Joe."

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> That sounds lovely GreenRanger. Sorrid history? How so?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Used to be terrorist owned at one point. Some say it still is.

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Ohh, I see.

cob That concerns me...greatly.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "That concerns me...greatly."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I used to go on vacations there when I was a kid. I think I missed a good percentage of what was going on there. Just a tourist kid from Springfield. Weird, huh?

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> It can happen. And it may not have been at the time after all.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "He seems like an odd one. Intelligence. Be careful."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> It was a long time ago. The 80's.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I guess I' just reminicing. All you robots probably think its weird.

cob Intelligence, Over kill?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Intelligence, Over kill?"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "yeah. hes a ninja. THey're in intel right?"

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> What, reminiscing, or thinking of the 80s as a long time ago?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Both :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Well the first we do ourselves. All soldiers do. I missed the 80s so Its a little odd to me. I just think of it as missing a period of time long ago though. Its about the same I guess

<irc.dal.net> <c.b.> Wow, the 80s. I was even young back then...

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Well, we've learned one lesson about covert operations tonight: Observation may be boring, but it's safe and generally pays off. What we haven't learned is, Ninjas are not super sonic, and this one is not riding in a Vector. They should be scrapped with the rest of the BATs."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'm getting old, I guess.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I was born in 78. :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Well if it makes you feel better, you're very young for a transformer

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Well thank you.

<irc.dal.net> And ancient for BATs.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Well scrap him. No ones stopping you!"

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> In dog years, I'm dead :>

cob Not even for an opportunity like this?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Not even for an opportunity like this?"

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Valid points, heh

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "You want me to do what Storm Shadow cannot?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Kamakura walked into my Dojo. He conversed with one of my students. He's easy to find, easy to manage, and easy to turn inside out, and that's why he doesn't know anything of value. He's a small fish. A minnow that could be maneuvered onto a hook to catch a bigger, more worthwhile fish."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "So, he's a weak one?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "You go, Over Kill."

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Don't shut down to recharge, because you've just managed to make my annoyed list."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "You know what? No. No I won't go. You're trying to get me killed."

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "tea is almost done, meaning its almost bedtime"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Come to me. I'll destroy you, ninja."

cob Interesting. When /were/ you going to share his identity, Storm Shadow? Before or after I had gotten on the Vector and tracked him down?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Interesting. When /were/ you going to share his identity, Storm Shadow? Before or after I had gotten on the Vector and tracked him down?"

<irc.dal.net> He hasn't shared it yet, has he?

<irc.dal.net> mis

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "He hasn't shared it yet, has he?"

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Ratchet says I have ten minutes before I need to shut down for the check up.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Maybe... Storm Shadow is hiding things. Maybe hes a traitor to Cobra, and the Comander."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill asked for it :>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Allright. Take care, Bat

cob Over Kill! That is not something to accuse someone of lightly!

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Over Kill! That is not something to accuse someone of lightly!"

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Goodnight! Thanks for the visit!

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Heh. Now I'm the Bat, eh?

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Who says its..light? hes hiding information."

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> LOL. Bat tag. You're it.

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs becomes an honorary BAT?

<Public> Warlord says, "Im not a BAT anymore. Bat tag! You're it :>"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs hee

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> No tag backs I assume?

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> No tag backs!

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Just dont make me smaller and we're apples. See you guys later. I'll update you tomorrow if you want

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> Okay!

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Whenever it actually concerned Cobra and not personal business, Interrogator."

<irc.dal.net> <Frankenstein> I'll be here

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile> Same bat time, same bat channel.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "All business is Cobra business."

<irc.dal.net> As a fellow BATman.. goodnight :>

<irc.dal.net> <Batmobile>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> What Im the only one not covered in bats, or BATS?

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "yayfun. see you guys"

<Public> Kamakura says, "Night cuffs!"

<Public> Fuzzy Hand Cuffs says, "someone send GR some bat PJS"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "I am not Robin!"

cob What would interrogating Kamakura have to do with my personal business?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "What would interrogating Kamakura have to do with my personal business?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "Over Kill, you're less than a year old. Silence. I've been doing this since Vietnam."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "You're not very good at it are you?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "You're not very good at anything, including 'behaving'."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes adopted an apprentice together. It's pretty cute."

[Cobra-OOC] Over Kill pushes buttons here, here, here and oh! Here!

con ; says thoughtfully, "Do we need to speak alone, Storm Shadow, about business?"

Huh? (Type "help" for help.)

cob ; says thoughtfully, "Do we need to speak alone, Storm Shadow, about business?"

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says thoughtfully, "Do we need to speak alone, Storm Shadow, about business?"

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "You *need* to put a rope on that shambling waste of resources, sit back down behind your desk, and let me do my job as I have for a lot longer than you have."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Oooh listen to him giving orders. Someone needs to leash something allright."

cob You have not answered my questions.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "You have not answered my questions."

+net No such thing as sanity...

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> No such thing as sanity...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Stability then.

pose looks at Over Kill, "Do the Vectors know where Snake-Eyes' cabin is?"

Interrogator looks at Over Kill, "Do the Vectors know where Snake-Eyes' cabin is?"

Over Kill smiles. "They do. We've attaked it before. Do you want me to waste it?"

say No. I think I better go there to personally talk to Storm Shadow. I fear he needs my help and refuses to admit he does...

You say, "No. I think I better go there to personally talk to Storm Shadow. I fear he needs my help and refuses to admit he does..."

+net Very little of that in the world either.

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> Very little of that in the world either.

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "I have answered them sufficiently. You do your job, I will do mine. I will not waste anyone's time with bits and pieces of rumors that pan out to be ghosts."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I try to be stable. I have some tools at my disposal. Without them, I'd be as bad as the BATs and AIs around here.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I highly recommend meditation to anyone interested. It helps.

cob What rumors?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "What rumors?"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> It must be AI-bashing day, and no one told me.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> No offense, Queen.

<Cobra (IC)> Storm Shadow says, "It isn't any of Cobra's concern."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "So.. I take it you're not going after the GI Joe agent?"

Over Kill tilts his head. "You think hes as messed up as I am?"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> None taken.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'm getting a bad feeling tonight. I think I need to buy a plane ticket.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Aruba's nice this time of year.

say I can not comment on that. I do wonder about rumors that a Ninja would find worthy enough to track down, even if they are bits and pieces that turn out to be ghosts...

You say, "I can not comment on that. I do wonder about rumors that a Ninja would find worthy enough to track down, even if they are bits and pieces that turn out to be ghosts..."

cob No.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "No."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Naa. The mountains. I feel like i need to be out there. Gaah. I'm getting as bad as my sensai.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> You'd rather see hairy women in sweaters than scantily clad beach bunnies.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Your sensei is hung like a horse.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> How would you know?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Its not about the women. Its about.. it's hard to explain.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> He should never leave his phone on while walking around naked.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I know machines don't meditate. But I was thinking on thigns. I can't get the rockies out of my mind.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Ew. You like the view?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Let me guess: You like hairy butts.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'm really not interested in any butts right now.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Had a bad breakup with my ex recently. You know how..wait no you dont.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> No, but I'd like to know.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Watch lifetime.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I'd rather hear it from you.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I'm an excellent listener, after all.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> It's what I do. <g>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> What would you like to know?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Why'd you two break up?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Difference of opinion on things.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> That sounds familiar.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> What made it particularly 'bad'?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> She has a daughter now. They're happier without me and I couldn't accept something she wanted me to do. I guess I'm just selfish like that.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> ...Pause. I know this one, don't I. A Joker.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Yeah.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> If I had lips, I'd let out a low whistle.

pose says carefully, "I have been thinking, Over Kill, and I need you to listen. If I am not back on Cobra Island in 48 hours, get a hold of Baroness and tell her what has been happening around here in person. Say nothing over any of the channels, just in person."

Interrogator says carefully, "I have been thinking, Over Kill, and I need you to listen. If I am not back on Cobra Island in 48 hours, get a hold of Baroness and tell her what has been happening around here in person. Say nothing over any of the channels, just in person."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> That's more like a fundamental difference.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> See what I mean? Difference of opinion. We knew each other, in another life. Back when we were kids. She expected me to have the same loyalties.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'd changed. She wasn't happy with it.

Over Kill tilts his head. "What are you going to do?" he asks. "Do you need protection?"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge is very very tired

<Public> Warlord tucks in scourge!

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I recommend listening to 'Gone Away' by the Foo Fighters.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge purrs.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Just listening to Carry on my Wayward son :>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> But I'll try that one. thanks.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Did you two really love each other, though?

pose shakes his head, "No, because one of us must be able to tell Baroness or Cobra Commander, in person, what has happened. I will have to borrow a Vector to take me near the cabin to talk to Storm Shadow. I'll take the backpack helicopter with me so I can get away if things get too much."

Interrogator shakes his head, "No, because one of us must be able to tell Baroness or Cobra Commander, in person, what has happened. I will have to borrow a Vector to take me near the cabin to talk to Storm Shadow. I'll take the backpack helicopter with me so I can get away if things get too much."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> gone away. hrm. looking up the song. dont think I can find it. one sec

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You are carrying:

Interrogator Copter(#9233aesq)

Apartment Building(#9218)

Medical Helicopters(#8036ae)

You have 9334 Credits.

drop medical

Dropped.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Do you want to know how we met?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Please understand that 'love' is very difficult for me to quantify in its entirety. I equate it to devotion, honor, a mutual respect, an inspiration, an achilles heel.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> thats pretty much it. I havent dated many people myself.

Over Kill nods "Good luck." he says. "If he kills you, he'll be next."

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> From what I gather by the books of bards and poets, love is much more than that.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I do, actually. If I recall, she babysat.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Yeah. Messed up huh?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> My ability to collect, process, and sift information is vast, isn't it?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> She used to rock me on her knee. Now she wants to rock me a bit higher ;>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> It is Queen. :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> In a way, it might be 'messed up', but there are stranger instances. At least it is healthier than an Oedipus Complex.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> So she told me she'd like me to raise her kid with her. She tells me I'd make a great ninja viper. So yeah. Creepy. Im out of that now. And the Ophelia thing hasnt showed up so my past is good and buried.

say Tell them that I fear Storm Shadow has gone rogue, and do not let him near Cobra Commander or the rest of the High Command.

You say, "Tell them that I fear Storm Shadow has gone rogue, and do not let him near Cobra Commander or the rest of the High Command."

Over Kill nods "I will report that if you do not return. The best of luck to you."

+ooc By the time I get back from smoking, i can be in colorado :)

<OOC> Interrogator says, "By the time I get back from smoking, i can be in colorado :)"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> The only way I see it working between you two is if you both resigned and moved to Abu-Dabi.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Even then.. no.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> It's not going to happen. She wants me to be something I will not be. I had to choose beween love and country. I chose country.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Just like someone else in your life.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Ah, well.

pose retrieves his backpack helicopter from hiding, loads it into a Vector, and then enters himself.

Interrogator retrieves his backpack helicopter from hiding, loads it into a Vector, and then enters himself.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I know she won't change. I'm not going to pretend that she'll turn from terrorism. I am not a dreamer like...

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> like others.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Every day, I look in the mirror and I see more of him then I do of me. Its getting creepy.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I'm under the opinion that humans become the very person who was most influential in their life. By the time they realize that they're not the person they wanted to be, it's almost too late to change it.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> You'd think I'd be my father then.

<irc.dal.net> Thats weird, queen.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I see a lot of that. I am Argos, I am the Watcher. I see life as it happens through cameras and microphones stretched from China to America. Hey, I know someone you need to meet.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I know this Nigerian Prince who wants to transfer money to your bank account.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Who'se that?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Heeh. No thanks!

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Do you realize how much porn and spam I see every second?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> You live on the internet. I don't envy you.

Over Kill watches. "There goes a strong man. Godspeed." he says softly to a BAT on his network.

<OOC> Over Kill says, "work sfor me :) OK'd stay here :>"

<irc.dal.net> <c.b.> ... That must be a terrifying experience.

<irc.dal.net> My little sister's sending me video clips again. I swear, she's obsessed.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> 2,800,000 SPAM messages every second.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge sleeps.

<irc.dal.net> And its with something nasty too.

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge says, "nini MUX"

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Night, Scourge!"

<Public> 2k5's Sunder, Scourge snugs you all, because I CAN!

<irc.dal.net> Blue angels vidoes. Ugh. I thought I raised her better.

Scourge has disconnected.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> 247 billion SPAM messages every 24 hours.

<irc.dal.net> It's the internet. Go figure.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Ugh. I dont know how you filter it.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> It's all part of my digital world. It's like... trees. You see a tree, you know what it is. It's there, but you don't really pay attention to it.

<irc.dal.net> Yeah, thats the way I take it too.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I suppose. You have your own kingdom.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> My own kingdom in fractals.

<irc.dal.net> Just like 4's is in the sky. Neither of you will know all worlds. Not like I do.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Here's something for you to consider.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I see 280,000 terabytes of pornography every month.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Oh man.

+net To all it concerns, if you do not here from me in 48 hours, assume the worst, and act accordingly...

<irc.dal.net> <IamHere> To all it concerns, if you do not here from me in 48 hours, assume the worst, and act accordingly...

<irc.dal.net> We are quite certain that there are people jealous of that.

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<irc.dal.net> Good luck, my russian friend. You will be avenged.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Roughly 10 *billion* pages of porn, yet it still only counts for only a marginal amount of actual traffic.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Are you in danger? Do you need protection?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Roughly 10 *billion* pages of porn, yet it still only counts for only a marginal amount of actual traffic.

Middle East - Asia/Arabia

The Birthplace of Human Civilization. Along the Tigris and Euphrates rivers the first human cities were formed. Jericho, the oldest continually occupied human city on the planet, is in this region. Like Egypt, these are the lands of the Bible: Israel, Lebanon, Jordan. Modern ears will recognize the names of Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, as well as smaller countries such as Yemen or Qatar. Once the birthplace of human civilization, this region is now home to some of the richest nations on earth, such as Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Lastly, Turkey is the land of Istanbul, formerly Constantinople, home of the Holy Roman Empire.

For More Info: Check +Views!

Contents:

Medical Helicopters

Over Kill

Interrogator

SV 2100's Nightraven #2103

Dubai - Middle East

B.A.T. IV Battalion

Cairo

Obvious exits:

<N>orth leads to Southwest Russian Block - Asia.

<NW> Northwest leads to Eastern Europe - Europe.

<E>ast leads to India - Asia/India.

<SE> Southeast leads to Indian Ocean - Indian Ocean.

<W>est leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<SW> Southwest leads to Northeast Africa - Africa.

You go to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

Mediterranean Sea - Europe

Seperating Europe from northern Africa, this body is linked to the Black Sea through the Turkish straits, and the Atlantic Ocean through the Straight of Gibralter. Considered invaluable for shipping, this area is also known for its rich history, as it shares borders with Greece, Italy, France and Spain.

The southern seashore is a bastion for pirates, illicit activities, and very little chance of stopping them. Even as the militaries of the Med Sea reigion try their hardest to patrol it all, the possibility of terror on the high seas is still a strong possibility.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<SW> Southwest leads to Northwest Africa - Africa.

<SE> Southeast leads to Northeast Africa - Africa.

<E>ast leads to Middle East - Asia/Arabia.

<NE> leads to Eastern Europe - Europe.

<NW> Northwest leads to Western Europe - Europe.

<W>est leads to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

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You go to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean

Though this stretch of the Atlantic butts up with the Caribbean, there's not much sign of tropical warmth. There's simply not enough sun and heat to go around in this vast, depthless expanse of blue that stretches from North America to Africa and Europe.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<SE> Southeast leads to Mediterranean Sea - Europe.

<S>outh leads to Upper South Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<N>orth leads to Upper North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<E>ast leads to Western Europe - Europe.

<NW> Northwest leads to Southeast United States - North America.

<SW> Southwest leads to Gulf of Mexico/Caribbean Sea - North America.

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<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'm not jealous. A man has only one penis and gets chaffed and bored before he gets through all that :>

You go to Upper North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

Upper North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean

Cold, blue and dotted with iceburgs, these can be dangerous waters for the unprepared. Fortunately, humans have been successfully navigating these waters for hundreds of years, since early quests for new lands to colonize to more recent ventures for trade and fishing.

Contents:

Interrogator

Greenland

Obvious exits:

<S>outh leads to Lower North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<E>ast leads to Great Britain/Ireland - Europe.

<SW> Southwest leads to Northeast United States - North America.

<NW> Northwest leads to Northern Canada/Alaska - North America.

<W>est leads to Southeast Canada - North America.

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You go to Southeast Canada - North America.

Southeast Canada - North America

The worn mountains are barely bumps in the landscape here. Greener in summer, warmer in winter, Eastern Canada is dotted with lakes, rivers, and cities. The Great Lakes set the border here between Canada and the USA, as does the St. Lawrence Seaway. Ottawa, Quebec City, Winnepeg and others rise from the ground amongst the trees and plains. Maple tree forests shade the ground, trails of piping and buckets collecting the sweet sap to make the famous Maple Syrup. The icy-cold eastern coast is mostly barren rock with many islands and thousands of inlets inhabited with newfies.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<E>ast leads to Upper North Atlantic Ocean - Atlantic Ocean.

<N>orth leads to Northern Canada/Alaska - North America.

<W>est leads to South Central Canada - North America.

<S>outh leads to Northeast United States - North America.

w

You go to South Central Canada - North America.

South Central Canada - North America

Rolling foothills to the west meet the great plains that stretch out in to the north, east and south. Forests of trees can be found, and vast river valleys and flood plains are shadowed from the slanting sun. Highways, fences and roads divide the land between owners. Here and there, hay bales and barns sit in various stages of ripeness or decomposition in fields. Wildlife abounds here in all forms from bears to the populous ground squirrel to great bald eagles. Sprawling cities dot the landscape, usually along the larger rivers and lakes, most especially the North and South Saskatchewan Rivers.

Contents:

Interrogator

Obvious exits:

<W>est leads to Southwest Canada - North America.

<N>orth leads to Northern Canada/Alaska - North America.

<E>ast leads to Southeast Canada - North America.

<S>outh leads to North Central United States - North America.

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You go to North Central United States - North America.

North Central United States - North America

The North Central US is predominantly farmlands. These farmlands dominate the scenery, from the vast expanses of wheat fields all across Kansas, clear up through the fields of wheat, corn, and soybeans in Nebraska, and on up through eastern South Dakota and North Dakota. In the Dakotas, however, the farmland is partially divided by the Missouri River, west of which the territories become less farmland, and more ranchable areas. A lot of this area is flat, but in the western Dakotas, the rolling hills turn into the Black Hills in South Dakota, with their peaks and spruce trees. This area is also home to the rocky walls of the desolate Badlands, closeby. There are national forests and grasslands all through this area as well, through the Dakotas and Nebraska. To the east of this region, the 100000 lakes of Minnesota, and the Iowa cornfields span outward, into the open hills and plains of Illinois, and their historical importances.

There are +views here, including enterable Chicago and Omaha!

Contents:

Interrogator

Omaha, Nebraska - USA

Geddy's Apartment

1308 Bar

Abandoned Factory

Chicago, Illinois - USA

Obvious exits:

<OH> leads to Ohio/Indiana - North America.

<W>est leads to Northwest United States - North America.

<E>ast leads to Northeast United States - North America.

<N>orth leads to South Central Canada - North America.

<S>outh leads to South Central United States - North America.

ww

Huh? (Type "help" for help.)

w

You go to Northwest United States - North America.

Northwest United States - North America

The top west of this region is formed by Washington, home of grunge band city Seattle. It is also an area of many forests, mostly conifers. The forests also extend into Oregon to the south, becoming thicker as the pines start to blend with other trees. To the east the trees start meshing with mountains as they move into Idaho and near the Rockies. Yet the people seem to find enough rooms to grow endless amounts of potatoes.

There are +views available.

Contents:

Interrogator

Bryce's House

Trees Lounge

Mount St. Hilary <MSH>

Buster's House <BH>

Edwin Steen's Condo <CD>

University of Oregon <UO>

Seattle Memorial Hospital

Obvious exits:

<W>est leads to Upper North Pacific Ocean - Pacific Ocean.

<N>orth leads to Southwest Canada - North America.

<S>outh leads to Southwest United States - North America.

<E>ast leads to North Central United States - North America.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Heh. I have seen the bottom of the internet.

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You go to Southwest United States - North America.

Southwest United States - North America

The Desert Southwest is exactly what it sounds like: Desert.. The arid regions of Nevada, Arizona, and New Mexico predominate, with their rocky peaks. The major vegetation in these areas consists of desert scrub and cacti. Rainfall in this region is sporadic, limited to annual downpours that lead to flash floods. Habitation is sparse and centers around water and/or major highways. Some towns are little more than wider parts in the road with gas stations. A quarter tank of gas can mean the difference between life and death here. Only appropriate in this area that a road listed as 'Route 666' runs through this, from New Mexico into Utah, crossing the corner of Colorado to get there. Utah and Colorado are anomalies in the northern part of this region, with their more forested areas. Along the western section of this region is California with a paradox of climates. The southern half of the state is similar to the more arid areas of Utah and Arizona, while the Northern and coastal regions are more lush and green, like Colorado.

There are +views here.

Contents:

Interrogator

Storm Shadow <Stealth>

Autobot Shuttle <Federation>

SG-Ravage

Range-Viper Squad 1416

Cabin in the Rockies

Half-finished invention

Southwest Portal

ADX Florence

Blackrock Housing and Roofing Construction

Obvious exits:

<CA> leads to California/Nevada - North America.

<W>est leads to Lower North Pacific Ocean - Pacific Ocean.

<S>outh leads to Mexico/Central America - Central America.

<E>ast leads to South Central United States - North America.

<N>orth leads to Northwest United States - North America.

<irc.dal.net> 4chan?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> 4chan is tame.

<irc.dal.net> I dont want to know do I?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> The depths of depravity sink much further than most realize.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> The internet is kinda like one of those haunted house attractions with several hundred million doors. Some of the houses are lame, some are sleepers, some are impressive, some instructive, and some its like what the hell did they do?! :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> A very good analogy.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> No ones allowed to touch. But they can scare you anyways :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> YOu forgot the, 'My Childhood is Ruined' door.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> It's hard to rape my childhood ;>

/Vector 4 swoops out of the sky, landing just long enough for one passenger with a helicopter backpack to exit, about half a mile from Snake-Eyes' cabin.

Huh? (Type "help" for help.)

/Vector 4 swoops out of the sky, landing just long enough for one passenger with a helicopter backpack to exit, about half a mile from Snake-Eyes' cabin.

Huh? (Type "help" for help.)

\\Vector 4 swoops out of the sky, landing just long enough for one passenger with a helicopter backpack to exit, about half a mile from Snake-Eyes' cabin.

Vector 4 swoops out of the sky, landing just long enough for one passenger with a helicopter backpack to exit, about half a mile from Snake-Eyes' cabin.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> He-Man having gay relations with Skeletor?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Hey if you click on that you really can't rape the willing :>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> How about "Booba Fett?"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I have no childhood.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Yeah, sometimes I forget. AI.

pose exits the Vector, which promptly takes off. He hides his helicopter, and looks around.

Interrogator exits the Vector, which promptly takes off. He hides his helicopter, and looks around.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Bingo.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I mean you're so human. No offense. You're not obvious like the BATs or cybertronians.

<irc.dal.net> I'm obvious? Well... maybe.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Most are. No offense meant.

<irc.dal.net> I'm not obvious am I?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> As terrible as the internet can be, it can also be quite invaluable. Human behavior and psychology is smattered all across the digital scape.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Son, you're Captain Obvious Commander of the obvoius brigade.

<irc.dal.net> ... You REALLY want the answer tothat?

<irc.dal.net> dang, too late. What he said.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I can spend days on Project gutenberg.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> My personality matrix was derived from a villainess persona, as I was saying earlier.

cob I am here Storm Shadow...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I am here Storm Shadow..."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Have you ever tried to learn non villainess routines?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Why would I?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Change of scenery?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Don't you enjoy being trolled by a woman who's not really a woman?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> it doesn't bother me.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I never said it bothered you. I asked if you enjoyed it. <g>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I don't mind it :>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Though I hardly consider you a troll.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Then how do you think of me?

<irc.dal.net> So what kind of villaness persona were you derived from? I'm guessing not a domme type.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Pick a villainess, I probably have a trait.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Well she don't seem like a bottom either. :>

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Really? Any villainess?

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Harley Quinn. :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Devious, Deceptive, Creative.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Damn. I was hoping for "likes to french kiss poison ivy." :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I know what porn I'll send you for the holidays.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Hey I'm a warm blooded male. WHo doesn't like that :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Point made.

<irc.dal.net> It's not my thing.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Well you probably have robot junk or something :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Miss Parker from The Pretender seems to be the heaviest influence. She wasn't a complete villainess per se, but the earmarks are on the money.

<Public> Kamakura says, "A classic."

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> A classic.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Andrea Parker in tight clothing.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I approve!

pose draws both pistols, and begins to slowly and carefully move closer to the cabin.

Interrogator draws both pistols, and begins to slowly and carefully move closer to the cabin.

cob Now where are you?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Now where are you?"

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> She was my first manifested avatar.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> You can manifest? Interesting.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I can project into digital devices, yes. And if you have a holographic imager, I could even manifest there. Help Me, Obi-Wan Kanobe, you're my only hope.'

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Alas, I'm not that high tech here.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> I like appearing at random in peoples' X-Box Live games.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Lol :>

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> This past Halloween, I became Pennywise and plastered myself suddenly to the screen of many a digital television sets, and hissed.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> Oh man :>

<irc.dal.net> I almost blew up a building.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I spent it at the amusement park in broca beach, watching kids do kid things.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> that didnt sound right. Im not a pedophile or anything.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> It's not in your psychological makeup to be a pedobear.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> How would you know?

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> Ssssssiiiiiigh. I do intelligence. Profiling is one of my schticks.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> That would make sense. I'm just wondering how you can get a good profile through text only.

<irc.dal.net> <@QueenOfSpades> You'd be surprised.

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> I'll admit, its curious.

cob I was hoping we could talk in person.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I was hoping we could talk in person."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "How is it going?"

cob It is dark, cold, and I do not think it is wise to use even the smallest path. I am more use to a city environment. I just hope my helmet's sensors can pick anyone or thing up in time...

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "It is dark, cold, and I do not think it is wise to use even the smallest path. I am more use to a city environment. I just hope my helmet's sensors can pick anyone or thing up in time..."

<irc.dal.net> Do you need backup?

<irc.dal.net> Mischan

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Do you need backup?"

cob No, I do not want to alert anyone to my presence. I am going to try to make it up to the cabin and back to where I hid the helicopter before dawn.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "No, I do not want to alert anyone to my presence. I am going to try to make it up to the cabin and back to where I hid the helicopter before dawn."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Confirmed."

cob So far, I have not picked up any traces of him or his traps.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "So far, I have not picked up any traces of him or his traps."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Hrm. Any trace of the other ninja? He might not like you guys on his...property"

<irc.dal.net> <GreenRanger> allright, driving to trenton.

Storm Shadow has disconnected.

cob There is no trace of anything human out here, except the cabin.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "There is no trace of anything human out here, except the cabin."

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "Hrm. Be careful. I dont think he'll come out for you. Ninjas are cowardly like that."

cob Crafty, Over Kill, crafty. There is a difference.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "Crafty, Over Kill, crafty. There is a difference."

who

Player Name On For Idle Doing

Kamakura 4:38 2m

Over Kill 8:04 1m

Katie 8:04 57m

Josie 8:05 1m

Interrogator 8:33 0s

Stormwind 12:03 42m

Megatron 15d 09:39 2w

MudNet 23d 13:30 6h See `mnhelp' and www.mudnet.org

8 Players logged in, 52 record, no maximum.

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "What does he have to hide?"

cob I do not know. He said some odd things. "Whenever it actually concerned Cobra and not personal business, Interrogator." stands out the most. What personal business would I have with a member of the Joe team?

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "I do not know. He said some odd things. "Whenever it actually concerned Cobra and not personal business, Interrogator." stands out the most. What personal business would I have with a member of the Joe team?"

<Cobra (IC)> Over Kill says, "What personal business would he have...thats the question"

cob If I understand it right, those Ninjas are constantly trying to kill each other.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "If I understand it right, those Ninjas are constantly trying to kill each other."

cob If the cabin looks occupied, I will also depart immediately.

<Cobra (IC)> Interrogator says, "If the cabin looks occupied, I will also depart immediately."

pub Storm Shadow left :(

<Public> Interrogator says, "Storm Shadow left :("

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Yeah :/"

pub Do I stay on until dawn, or what?

<Public> Interrogator says, "Do I stay on until dawn, or what?"

<Public> Kamakura says, "I'll be here all night but I dont think he'll be back :/"

pub Is there anyone in the cabin currently, and how close would I have to get to tell if I had heightened senses?

<Public> Interrogator says, "Is there anyone in the cabin currently, and how close would I have to get to tell if I had heightened senses?"

pub brb

<Public> Interrogator says, "brb"

<Public> Kamakura says, "I could bring Kama over :)"

pub I would be gone by the time he got here, unless he has access to a vehicle capable of Vector speeds...

<Public> Interrogator says, "I would be gone by the time he got here, unless he has access to a vehicle capable of Vector speeds..."

pub It's not like I didn't know OOCly that this was doomed to failure...

<Public> Interrogator says, "It's not like I didn't know OOCly that this was doomed to failure..."

pub Is there anyone in the cabin currently, and how close would I have to get to tell if I had heightened senses? That's the question I need to know right now...

<Public> Interrogator says, "Is there anyone in the cabin currently, and how close would I have to get to tell if I had heightened senses? That's the question I need to know right now..."

<Public> Interrogator says, "Because I would keep going until I could tell that or ran into a trap."

<Public> Kamakura says, "Like I said, I could bring kama"

pub I get it now. Kama could have been lying about where he was...

<Public> Interrogator says, "I get it now. Kama could have been lying about where he was..."

<Public> Kamakura says, "Yep :>"

pub But that wouldn't work, because that would ruin whatever Storm Shadow was up to...

<Public> Interrogator says, "But that wouldn't work, because that would ruin whatever Storm Shadow was up to..."

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "Hr. Its hard when people log out unexpectantly like that."

pub I just hope everything is all right...

<Public> Interrogator says, "I just hope everything is all right..."

pub IRL for them...

<Public> Interrogator says, "IRL for them..."

pub I can just hang out here until daw and work on the logs.

<Public> Interrogator says, "I can just hang out here until daw and work on the logs."

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "This is about the time she normally logs out."

pub Ah.

<Public> Interrogator says, "Ah."

pub I'll just pose my actions and leave, if that works...

<Public> Interrogator says, "I'll just pose my actions and leave, if that works..."

<Public> The BAT Whisperer Over Kill says, "okay :)"

pose unsuccessfully hunts for Storm Shadow, always staying at least one block from the cabin. He heads back to where he hid his helicopter and calls for Vector 4. Upon her arrival, he loads the helicopter inside and then enters himself. They fly off, back to Kuwait City.

Interrogator unsuccessfully hunts for Storm Shadow, always staying at least one block from the cabin. He heads back to where he hid his helicopter and calls for Vector 4. Upon her arrival, he loads the helicopter inside and then enters himself. They fly off, back to Kuwait City.