User blog:HCIJess/This is a Decepticon Propaganda Network Broadcast to: HUMANITY

The screen goes black, with white text on screen above and below a silver logo.

THIS IS A BROADCAST FROM:

 https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tfumux/images/8/83/BansheeLogo.png/revision/latest?cb=20170612205702

THE DECEPTICON PROPAGANDA NETWORK!

HEIL MEGATRON!

Banshee stands behind a podium, looking battered but passionate. Rousing military music plays quietly in the background as she begins speaking. "Zis is a message to all humans. You haff all heard Führer Megatron's offer of mercy by now. If you haff not, I shall summarise. Führer Megatron is offering to forgive humanity of all its crimes against zer greater galaxy. By refusing to submit to Decepticon rule, you are putting zer galaxy as a whole at risk, do you know zat? Surely it is plain to see: By selfishly hoarding all your resources for your vorld alone, it lessens our ability to defend zer greater galaxy from sings like Unicron, or vorse!"

An image of the great devourer appears behind Banshee, followed by the image Backblast sent of the Fallen.

"Please, I implore you, see reason. I, personally haff seen zat you are capable of honour, of thinking of zer greater galaxy as a whole. I myself owe mein life to several humans, who kept me safe even as zer False Reich vos rightfully crushed. Ve offer you vun chance to accept Führer Megatron's mercy, join zer Decepticon Reich. Help us protect zer entire galaxy from sings like Unicron. Please, I beg zie, make zer smart choice. Evict zer Autobots from Earth, unt join zer Decepticon Reich. Ve VILL conquer zer galaxy unt keep it safe, vith or vithout you. Choose zer vinning side, bitte. Heil Megatron!"

Banshee fades out, replaced by an image of Megatron sat on his throne, slightly damaged and being serviced and polished by healthy, happy-looking human attendants in smart, tailored uniforms - hand-painted by Banshee, of course. The music rises in volume and becomes a rousing opera as other paintings follow: Humans manning defensive platforms, Banshee herself with a human tailgunner, square-jawed and blonde-haired of course, making a strike on The Fallen, and other images of the humans in subservient harmony with the Decepticons. In all cases, the humans look to be in perfect health, very happy, and they're in sharp, designer uniforms that look comfortable, stylish, and practical, satin black with accents of purple and shining silver rank pins.