User blog:Bzero/Secretary Hauser (SG) - Alien Invasion Underway

To: G.I. Joe Team From: Secretary of Defense “Duke” Hauser Subject: Alien Invasion Underway

Joes, we’ve reached a moment of crisis. The warning from the alien Goldbug has come to pass: General Flagg reports a large ship in orbit around Earth, and all evidence suggests that the object that crashed into the Pacific Ocean is an invasion craft as well. We’ve tried to keep as much under wraps as possible, but a recent robot attack on an offshore rig has left a lot of inconvenient witnesses.

We’re working with Faux News on a cover story for the Gulf attack, but it’s sure to be only the first of many. I need all units mobilized to defend against this top-priority threat, and to gather as much information as we can about what we’re dealing. Syfy, get a team together and launch a shuttle to check out the orbital ship. Naval, do the same with whatever crashed in the Pacific.

We’ll also need a team and some equipment in Washington to protect the President. Can anyone get me a status on what the hell Ebony’s team is doing on the other side of the rift? If it’s nothing immediately fruitful, we need them here, now. Get a move on, people. I don’t want to have to start sending Snake-Eyes to bust heads.

Secretary of Defense Conrad “Duke” Hauser