User blog:Bzero/Zombies Spotted in Georgia Graveyard!

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS – Wednesday evening was a night of terror for some residents of Macon, Georgia.

“I was visiting the Georgia State Fairgrounds when suddenly I heard what sounded like a helicopter flying really low – just above the tree line. I swore I heard gunshots a few moments after. My sister and I were debating whether we should leave or call the police, and that’s when we saw them!”

Area resident Lisa Boznik and her sister Chris both described undead creatures with rotting, bluish skin shambling from the nearby Old City Cemetery. Many were still wearing the clothes they were buried in. Some of them appeared to be badly burned.

“We didn’t wait to see what they were – we ran!” the Boznik sisters said. “Then there was this big, bright light that shot up to the heavens! When we went back the next day, the government had cordoned off the entire area – they’re trying to cover up the whole thing!

Government spokesmen refuse to officially comment on the subject, but off the record claim the incident has to do with a terrorist attack on Georgia.