User blog:Bzero/America Free Again!

WASHINGTON, DC – Fireworks exploded last night as US military forces launched a nation-wide coordinated strike to free American cities from Cobra control. Residents reported city-wide blackouts followed by surgical strikes to each major population area. Precision timing and localized fighting reportedly kept civilian injures to an absolute minimum. For the first time since 2016, the American flag flew once more over the White House in Washington, DC.

President John MacLeod was quick to take credit for the mission’s success. From his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida, MacLeod boasted, “last night was the greatest military victory in the history of the world,” citing, “the most advanced level of military coordination since the Normandy invasion.” Standing next to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Joe Dunford, MacLeod repeated, “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. To each branch of the United States Armed Forces for making this possible: the Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard, Marines, and, very soon, the Space Force. What a great country.”

MacLeod continued, “Cobra has learned a timeless lesson about the people of this majestic land: Americans love our freedom and no one will ever take it away from us. That same American spirit that emboldened our founders has kept us strong throughout our history. Nobody could beat us. Nobody could come close. They don't want to see our force again. The very best of the very best. So great. Our country has never done better and do we love our military.”

“After this,” MacLeod promised, “we are completely rebuilding our military. It was very depleted as you know. A lot of the military folks can tell you. And it is being rebuilt to a level that we have never seen before, all with great product, the best product in the world. And you know where it's made? It's made in the USA. That's where it's made. It's all made right here.”

After his prepared remarks MacLeod left the podium without taking questions.