User blog:Bzero/Decepticon Attack in Caspian Sea

ATYRAU, Kazakhstan – Yesterday afternoon the Kashagan Oil Field in the Caspian Sea was attacked by Decepticons, who quickly drove off the Autobot researchers stationed at the rig. There were no injuries or death in the attack, but a large amount of crude oil was stolen from the site by the Decepticons. Production has been halted while engineers assess the damage done to the facility. When asked what the Autobots planned to do next, one of them bizarrely responded, “Field Marshal Haig has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field.” Douglas Haig died in 1928.