User blog:Bzero/Typhoid – Mysterious Visitor

To: Cobra Command From: Dr. Typhoid Date: 2018 May 20 Subject: IRS Audit

Today our office was visited by a man identifying himself as Sidney Canterbury, Internal Revenue Service auditor. He claimed that a suspect had been arrested with a large quantity of narcotics, and indicated that our American West Coast facility was one of several that was being stolen from by one of our employees. I do not believe this for a moment, and suspect this agent to be working for G.I. Joe.

Agent Canterbury demanded to go over the records of our medical stores, including our shipments, our stocks, and our expenditures. Since our clinic is run completely aboveboard, with a clean set of records that can stand up to official scrutiny, I allowed him access, although I kept him under close watch. Our facility is now being scanned for any possible listening devices that may have been planted.

Agent Canterbury had a temporary IRS badge, and was armed with a Glock pistol under his jacket. His manner was quiet and sheepish, but I do not doubt he was a trained investigator. After photographing our records and stores, he claimed a culprit had rolled a van full of stolen pharmaceutical agents in Death Valley, and that Canterbury himself can be reached at the IRS branch office in Nevada.

I am calling in Interrogator to track and question this “Sidney Canterbury” and learn what we can about him. I ask for Command support in ensuring our secret base is not compromised, and for instructions for how to proceed if it is. We have high-value equipment and prisoners on-site that will need to be quickly transported or destroyed rather than fall into enemy hands. Awaiting further instructions.

Dr. Typhoid Research & Development