User blog:Bzero/Cobra – Dr. Mindbender – Complete Success

Dr. Mindbender appears on-screen, light glistening off his well-oiled bare chest. His eyes are wide behind his characteristic monocle, and his voice is loud, bombastic, and strong. “I am a genius!” Mindbender announces. “My plan worked brilliantly! The Zombie-Vipers distracted the Joes perfectly, although their combat effectiveness left something to be desired – Typhoid, do more research on Compound Z. However, that small drawback was more than compensated for by my newest bio-organic weapon, ‘Baby,’ which took out the Joe’s helicopter and eviscerated their pilot handily!

“Oh, it was lovely! Complete success on all fronts. Impressive even in light of all of my previous feats. The Joes were first confused, then paranoid, and finally ripped apart.” He stops to bask in his own wonder. “And, oh,” he adds at last in afterthought, “the control cube was activated as well.” He grins broadly, stroking his luxurious moustache, as the Tele-Viper ends the broadcast.