User blog:Bzero/Progress towards a Cure

Benin-Jeri appears in a video recorded in the Quarantine Chamber of Autobot City’s primary examination room. He looks tired, like maybe he spent all weekend staying up watching Star Trek marathons. In a report stitched together from quotes and sound bites, Ben records, “Mork calling Orson – come in Orson. I have good news and bad news. Good news – GOJIRA! Tall, shiny, and toothy is cured of the Andromeda Strain. However, The Cure doesn’t seem to work on Groove Is in the Heart, which vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. We may need Dr. Evil after all – I just can’t make heads or tails of it. I’ll keep trying – I must succeed! In the meantime, let me know if anyone comes up with Dr. Horrible – Mama made Shake 'n Bake, and I helped! Seacrest out!”