User blog:Bzero/Cobra Commander's Disappearance

Tomax and Xamot appear on a split-screen recording. They are in different offices, and the angle of the light outside the windows behind them suggest they are in different time zones as well. Nonetheless, they still manage to coordinate their dual report with a fluidity potentially startling to those not used to their finish-each-other’s-sentences report.

Tomax begins the report. “We believe we’ve found a small piece of the puzzle that is our dear Cobra Commander’s disappearance,” he announces. “Yes,” Xamot continues. “One of our Crimson Guard has been assigned to watch the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, which we believe was at one time the location of G.I. Joe’s secret base.”

Tomax elaborates, “This guard was ordered to report to Cobra Commander directly and immediately if any of a list of high-profile G.I. Joe officers were spotted entering or leaving the Ohio airbase. This Guardsmen spotted General Joseph Colton, ‘retired’ partial founder of the G.I. Joe team, entering the base early this week, and communicated that information to Cobra Commander.”

Xamot confirms, “Cobra Commander acted straight away upon receiving this news, taking personal command of a Night Raven and proceeding to the United States apace. What the Commander hoped to accomplish there is unknown to us, but we are traveling there ourselves to personally debrief the Guardsmen and look into the matter further.”

Tomax concludes, “Naturally, any actionable intelligence will be handed off to Destro and the Baroness without delay. One can only hope the Commander hasn’t gotten himself into any serious shenanigans in the interim. Avvideci!”

With a coordinated flourish, and Twins end the recording.