Squeel-Ar

Faction: Evil_Inc. Species: Transformer Function: Demolitions and Blabing Expert Rank: 3 - The Poly-Sci's

Motto: "(slaps a bar buddy on the back) Lemmee tell you a shtory about the time Spec-Tor was on his Shirley Temple kick..."

Note:  Squeel-Ar's the kinda mech that likes to taunt big guys like Megatron while standing behind even smaller guys like Bumblebee, then slaps 'em on the shoulder and says, "Go get 'em tiger!" It's not that he's exactly a coward, it's just that someone left his tact circuits out when they were putting him back together after a particularly nasty bar brawl, and so he just doesn't know when to shut up...even when he's outgunned, outnumbered, and outwitted (Which happens most of the time). He was also cursed with the fact that he doesn't have the physical presence to back up his tactlessness, and looking at him, one would wonder just how he survives. Well, he has this amazing ability to pass blame on to others, and make him look like the darling saint. Oh sure, most of them are lies, but when it's the only means to your survival...well you tend to either get really good at it, or die. Squeel-Ar has gotten really good at it. There's also another reason why Spec-Tor hasn't sent Big-Time or Os-Kar to send him on a one way tour to the sun...he has an ability with explosives that is only surpassed by his explosive mouth. His alternate mode of a slim Chopper (That's a type of motorcycle in case you didn't know) helps him to escape when his mouth shot off before his brain, and just to detour would-be ground pursuers, he can lay dangerous mines as he's fleeing. Who knows if his skill with blame and running away will continue to keep him functioning...

Squeel-Ar was last seen: Tue Aug 28 23:14:16 2001