User blog:Spikewitwicky/Anwar Assan's Jailhouse Statement


 * Anwar Assan' s face appears in a grainy video. He looks rested, but still exhausted* Residents of Trucial Abysmia - I am here to address some lingering questions heard over the past few weeks. For the past few years, I have deliberately told lies about the Saud family. I have also worked with others to bring down the Saud regime. I have insulted the new king, Sheikh Mohammed . *Assan looks at the cameras, closes his eyes and thinks*. By Mohammed's mercy, I am allowed to speak to you. I have been well fed, and the guards have treated me well. And now, I am ready to accept my punishment for bringing shame to this country. I will comply with whatever judgment is leveed upon me. Any penalty I shall incur will be justified not only for the lies I have spread about the Saud family, but of Cobra in general. I can only hope that I am forgiven for my despicable actions. Thank you for your time - I wish you peace. *with that, the camera abruptly goes black*