MUX News and Rumors (2008)

October 30
LOS ANGELES, CA - In an unexpected turn of events, 80s glam band Jem and the Holograms, believed captured and held hostage by the terrorist organization known as Cobra for the past several weeks, were released today, apparently unharmed. Rio Pacheco, Starlight Music's road manager and chief sound technician, refused comment other than saying that Jem and the Holograms had suffered a trying ordeal and would release a statement once they've had time to recover. Police and military are still investigating the band's disappearance following a brazen attack during a Parris Island USO show, the first performance since 1989 reuniting reclusive singer Jem with her former band the Holograms. There has been no indication of why the terrorist organization targeted the band, and Cobra has not released a statement explaining the abduction. Jerrica Benton, CEO of Starlight Music, is still missing following the Parris Island attack, and Kimber Benton, co-owner of Starlight Music and current lead singer of the Holograms, was unavailable for comment.