Krista

"Don't you mean G.I. Joke? If THAT 'special' task force was really that effective, we'd be no longer have a giant metal alien menace problem, would we?"

The only daughter of a prominent supermodel turned successful agent and a high ranking official in the Department of Defense, to say that KRISTA has lead a life of luxury would be a gross understatement. Fed by the silver spoon, and groomed to be one of those spoiled rich girls destined to have clout handed to her through the sweat of her parents' brow. This is not to say she isn't without her own Merit, as it turned out: KRISTA was discovered to have unprecedented wells of theatrical and cinema talent at a very young age. Headstrong and opinionated, the now-adult starlet has performed in over two dozen films, a score of live Broadway shows, a hundred or more guest appearances on popular episodic television shows, and many advertisements that coincide with her strong beliefs: KRISTA is no friend of the Autobots, Decepticons, terrorists, or 'elite wastes of resources' - such as G.I. Joe.

MUX History:
Over the years, Lifeline returned to school and got a full medical degree. He is now the Joe's company doctor.

2009

 * Nov. 22 - [|Syndicated Editorial]