User blog:Bzero/State of the MUX: Earth

On Earth, Cobra has taken over most of the United States, exiling President MacLeod to operate out of Mar-a-Lago. G.I. Joe has been helping rebel forces try to take over Cobra Unity in Western Asia, but now they’re being brought home to deal with the local threat. Meanwhile Benzheen is seeking nuclear weapons, and Trucial Abysmia has allied itself with the Decepticons. The world is a dangerous place!

Evil Junkions have their eye on the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, which can’t be good for anyone. Bloody Bones has *his* eye on a tall ship, and nothing else will do. Cobra’s base in California is threatened by a zealous G.I. Joe investigator, while Cobra attempts to subvert Russian leadership and take control. Meanwhile, failed Cobra experiments continue to leave in peace in the Himalayas, but will that be enough for Doctor Mindbender?

Did I miss anything important, humans?