User blog:Bzero/Mel – Bionic Six

CYPRESS COVE, California – What was supposed to be a simple demonstration of a new breakthrough in prosthetic technology turned into a full-blown brawl yesterday when Dr. Amadeus Sharp was assaulted by a group allegedly led by his brother, Dr. Wilmer Sharp. The attackers attempted to make off with the new prosthetic technology, but were stopped by a team calling themselves the Bionic Six. The team, consisting of members with names like Bionic-1 and Mother-1, drove off the assailants and prevented the audience and press from suffering any serious injuries. Dr. A. Sharp said the Bionic Six were his bodyguards and agents, and are dedicated to justice and protecting the innocent. Dr. W. Sharp was unavailable for comment.