User blog:Sabels/Int 07-18-2018

They say there's no rest for the wicked.

I was just drifting off to sleep last night when Mamma Sefu came in. She's Sefu's wife and the only person other than Serji who has gotten me to back down when I was red-out drunk and she looked dangerously pissed off. I respect, no, I fear that woman, and had my complete attention focused on her. She says in a dangerously calm voice that matched nothing about her body language, "Put this on and start acting like the man Sefu thinks you are!" I then noticed my gunners were behind her and Gargoyle was carrying a uniform storage bag, which he fearfully thrust at me. I quickly changed into it as she glared at me and strapped on my weapons. She then said in the same dangerously calm tone with the same angry body language, "You better make a helmet that goes with it and if I hear you don't wear it when you're expecting combat until Cobra Commander designs the one he wants you to wear..." I decided I didn't want her to finish that sentence and said, "Ma'am, yes, Ma'am!" and I meant it! She stormed off with my Gunners in tow and I went to construct my new helmet. When my Gunners got back, Big Shot said apologetically, "You don't argue with her when she talks like that. Sefu told us about, you know,...". Damn, I need a drink and a joint. Maybe then I'll be able to sleep.