User blog:Bzero/SGU - General Flint – New Contract

To: GI Joe, Lowdown Subj: Slipstream

It seems a wayward Joe has been spotted back in the USA. Slipstream betrayed us and joined up with the terrorists years ago, but I haven’t forgiven or forgotten. If he’s back within reach of us, I want him brought in for debriefing, questioning, and torture. I might even turn him over to Psych-out for experimentation, if I don’t just give him to Temera to eat. Lowdown, you have a new contract, with a fat advance aside from expenses.

More generally, I’m offering a substantial reward to anyone who can bring me a solid lead on any of the giant alien robots you idiots somehow managed to lose. Find the car Deadline lost and the jet Ace lost and all current failures will be forgiven. I don’t care whose heads you have to crack – Witwicky’s wife, that treasonous professor – just get me results. I’m offering a carrot right now, but soon I’m getting out the stick.

-- General Flint, G.I. Joe Command