User blog:Bzero/Terrorist Flight Downed Over Ohio

FAIRBORN, OH - The skies over Dayton were ablaze last night as an unexpected dogfight illuminated the city. Thought at first to be weapons testing at nearby Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, government sources revealed today that the US Air Force shot down an unidentified aircraft that had entered American airspace and gotten as far as western Ohio before interdicted.

The pilot of the downed craft is reported to be none other than the infamous Cobra Commander himself, self-proclaimed leader of the worldwide Cobra terrorist organization. Retired General Joseph Colton, former head of an anti-terrorist task force under President John F. Kennedy, said Cobra Commander’s immediate goals are unknown but that he remains extremely dangerous.

“Cobra Commander’s craft was disabled, and he himself may be injured. However, he nonetheless has managed to elude capture on a military base staffed with several thousand civilian and military personnel, and must be considered extremely dangerous if encountered. Homeland Security is coordinating closely with the US Army in Cobra Commander’s capture, and there is a good chance that soon this monster will be brought at last to justice.”

Two military aircraft were forced to land last night on Wright-Patterson’s runways, but at press time neither have been identified by Air Force authorities. Reportedly one unnamed US pilot was injured but is in stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.