User blog:Bzero/Around Cybertron – SGU

ABN News anchor Andromeda appears on every broadcast station on Shattered Glass Cybertron, her large purple optics staring out at her viewers while her faultless blue smile remains perfectly in place. Cameras rolling, she transmits the following:

“Hello! And welcome to Around Cybertron. I’m your host, Andromeda, and joining me at the news desk tonight is the ever-capable Rook. This week word is buzzing about Jetfire’s new armor, and what he’s done to impress Prime enough to upgrade him.”

Rook cuts in: “Also, people are talking about Jetfire’s new incentive program – a free armor upgrade to the biggest producer, and a personal consultation with Jetfire for the runner up – why, that might be more valuable than the armor!” he laughs unctuously.

Andromeda smiles, “Well, you could certainly use some good advice, Rook, especially since your disastrous last broadcast.” She smiles over at Rook, who does his best to keep his face fixed in a smile. “I know many Autobots would sell their brother for a chance!”

Rook forces a laugh of his own. “I know treason reports to Director Alert have doubled over the last bi-lunar cycle, so someone is doing something right to motivate the people! We’ll bring you live coverage of tonight’s executions, but first….”

The broadcast continues with today’s Enemies of the State, as well as propaganda pieces put together by Andromeda and Blazter. ABN: You saw it here first!