User blog:Bzero/General Flagg – SGU – Rift

To: G.I. Joe Command; President Colton From: General Flagg Subject: Phenomenon outside Burpleson Air Force Base

Last time I looked outside, there was still a huge gash in the sky just outside my Air Force Base. I know General Flint thinks it is aliens, but I have another theory – Commies! Possibly Commies who have teamed up with aliens! In either case, we can’t let them threaten our American values! I seek permission to activate the Global Orbital Defense Satellites, and blast that portal back to the Stone Age! When those aliens see the power of our huge, throbbing satellites, they’ll run back to whatever Commie hellhole they came from! Just say the word, and I’ll turn that entire area to glass! Awaiting that word!

--	General Lawrence Flagg, US Air Force, Burpleson Air Force Base commander