User blog:Bzero/Cutthroat Report!

Cutthroat appears in the Decepticon Headquarters repair bay, looking very banged up. His amber optics are wide, and he twitches as he records, “Boss told me to report, so I report! Last cyber-week Autobots launched surprise attack on Polyhex! Many Autobots – target-rich environment! I target loser – tear him up good! So good! The other Decepticons start losing fight – so I turn on Optimus Prime! Attack attack attack! So good! But Hun-Grrr orders me to stop, and then Prime tears me almost in half. Ow! We retreat – we are losers this time. But I will be repaired, and I will fight again! Murder! Decepticons will win! Again! Raaarrr!” Cutthroat’s screech reaches top volume as the recording ends.