User blog:Bzero/Putin Believed Killed

October 18, 2017, 12:11 AM – Melinda Lossman

Rumors swirl that Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, is dead. He hasn’t been seen since Tuesday, October 10th, when witnesses claim to have seen a mysterious assailant burst through the window of Putin’s Waldorf Astoria suite, pop open a glider wing, and literally disappear in midair. Russian officials claim Putin is merely ill and will resurface shortly. Sources say, however, that Putin was secretly whisked away from the Waldorf Astoria that night with multiple fatal stab wounds.

Since then the Prime Minister of Russia Dmitry Medvedev has been quietly handling Russian affairs. A power struggle is likely going on behind the scenes, however, says Russian affairs expert Felecia Cantrell. According to Cantrell, Medvedev, the third President of the Russian Federation, has strong support of Putin’s United Russia party, but everyone from the oligarchy to organized crime to even a cabal of generals with rumored access to powerful alien technology may try to use the opportunity to seize power in Putin’s absence. It has the capacity, in her words, for chaos.