User blog:Bzero/SG - Ron - Rumors

Overheard in Oregon
Ron Witwicky: "Dude, I've hearing the rumors of strange attacks out in the desert and in the Grand Canyon, and that the government is totally covering it up. Think those Inhumanoid things are back?"

Judy Witwicky: "You know, I think that if there really was some kind of... alien infestation... the Government would be the first to tell us."

Ron Witwicky: "Yeah... I mean, this is America."

Judy Witwicky: "Yeah, that's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets. They'd say 'Hey! Duck and cover!'"

Ron Witwicky: "Dude, you're right. I'm just being paranoid.  Light up another one."

Judy Witwicky: "You got it, tiger."