User blog:Bzero/South Pole-Aitken basin

Ben appears on the bridge of the V'ger, with TVs in the background playing many different shows at once, from Star Trek to Star Blazers to Star Search. Adapting a Shatner-like air, Ben cobbles together quotes and sound clips to record the following:

"Mork calling Orson... come in, Orson. Captain's Log, Stardate -309157.82. Earlier this week, Lt. Dust Devil and I travelled to the Moon, Alice, following a Decepticon shuttle trying to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. Veni, vidi, vici. After sending the Decepticons running with their collective tails between their legs, I went to see what they were after.

"Judging by where the ship appeared, I believe the location of the hidden Decepticon base on the Moon is in the South Pole-Aitken basin. However, in spite of scanning the area with the full spectrum of the V'ger's sensors, I can't find the entrance to the base. I need the Staff of Ra or something. I'm the boss. Need the info.

"I'll need the assistance of those with more powerful sensors than mine, or we can set up a monitor to scan for the Decepticons' return, or... some... third... thing. I will give it my best effort for a few more days. If you need me, just give a little whistle. I'm Paul Harvey.... good day."

Ben whistles to show an example, and then ends the transmission.