User blog:Bzero/Blaster – Springer is in

 Hey there, loyal listeners. This is Blaster blastin’ atcha. Your drive-time news at this hour is that Springer is in – I got an encrypted databurst from him live in and in concert from none other than the Pi Internment Camp in Praxus. Fellow bandmate Dust Devil has been spotted – not sure about the rest of the gang. Springer reported access to the site is through a large central tower, which is surrounded by barracks set up for the captives when they’re offstage. Each set of quarters is cut off from the others by two laser fences and a pathway security uses for surveillance and to pick up prisoners when it’s their turn to perform in Praxus Mines Idol. At various locations in the venue towers stand, including the Decepticon High Command Aerie, which houses box seats for the whole shebang. One large outer laser fence keeps out those who lack tickets, and the captive audience is kept in line with free inhibiter claws for every appearance. Sounds like a lame gig, yo – we should bust a move and shut down the show! This has been Blaster, live from Autobot City on Earth. Have questions? I’m open for your calls.