User blog:Spikewitwicky/September 16th, 1984 - Spike's Journal Entry



Dear Mom:

I know you're not big on cussing, but I think you'll give me a pass today.

HOLY SHIT!

All of this talk for hundreds and hundreds of years - are we alone? Is there life outside Earth? Well, we JUST found out the answer. And it happened RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES! I was helping dad flush out a drill bit and suddenly... these robots - I SWEAR I'm not making this up - it's all over the news! - came down and started ATTACKING us! And before I knew it, one of them was choking dad. I tried to pull him off, and he smacked me. I don't think I felt anything as powerful as that - it was enough to send me overboard.

Somehow, dad found me, but we were both in the ocean - freezing waters and all - and I started to sink. We were trapped, and the entire place was on fire. Then, this HUGE robot rescued us. He said his name was Optimus Prime.

This other robot, Jazz pulled us to safety. They said they were called "Autobots."

I still couldn't feel my fingers or toes, but I didn't care. And suddenly, dad just ups and volunteered to help these robots learn more about Earth! We're riding back with them now to their spaceship. Wow, that just is TOO weird to even write! Who would have thought almost drowning and having an oil rig go up in flames around you would be the most boring part of your day?!

We may actually end up living with these robots! I can't believe this is happening to us! Spikewitwicky (talk) 15:57, March 19, 2015 (UTC)