User blog:Bzero/SG-Mainframe – “Cain Banas”

To: G.I. Joe Command From: Mainframe Subj: "Cain Banas"

I don't know who this Witwicky kid is trying to fool, but there is no “Cain Banas.” However, Banas is the maiden name of Spike Witwicky’s soon-to-be-ex-wife, and Cain is the name of her boyfriend, who according to our records moved in with her after she kicked Spike out. So, this looks like a lame attempt to either throw us off, or to lay the heat on the guy seeing Spike’s wife. I doubt it’s anything useful.

Blaine L. Parker, US Navy