User blog:Bzero/US Successfully Tests Super-Weapon (SGU)

Melinda Lossman smiles from the TV, Faux News logo prominently featured behind her and in the corner of the screen. With a playful toss of her perfect blonde hair, the perky anchor reads the following from the teleprompter:

“Last night the US successfully completed their first test of the top-secret Global Orbital Defense Satellite program.”

The screen cuts to a video a dark desert sky suddenly lit up by a knife-like light strike from the sky. The surface if the Earth is instantly melted to glass and the fabric of the sky itself seems to be torn asunder. The images pops back to Lossman’s smiling face.

“President Colton had this to say:”

President Colton stands behind a podium, facing several microphones. In his gruff, experienced voice, he says, “This program will help keep all Americans safe. We now have the ability to strike at terrorist camps and rouge states without putting any of our troops are risk.”

The screen quick-cuts back to Lossman, who grins at the camera. “Log onto our website, fauxnews.com, to see more video footage of the devastation! And now to our sports desk for more on the recent Colts victory!”