Blurr Offers To Help Catch The Base Killer

(Blurr shows up on camera in Autobot City's Command Center. He seems very slightly annoyed.)

"Idon'treallythinkIneedtodothis, /Blaster/, butI'mdoingitbecauseyouaskedmetodoit, /Blaster/, soIhopeyou'rehappywiththeresult!"

(With an irritated smirk, Blurr adjusts a few settings on the video console. Teletran II can be overheard announcing, 'Commencing audio and video compression, readjusting to 35 percent of normal speed.' Then, Blurr's frantic movements seem to slow to a normal pace, and his voice is also much easier to understand, although it now sounds like he's speaking in a deep base tone. The result is amusing, terrifying, or maybe a little bit of both.)

"I don't know why /I/ need to slow down my reports and nobody else does, because I think that's called discrimination! ANYHOW. I heard that we have an invisible killer on the base. Wheeljack, would you be able to confirm, is this in Autobot City, or is it in Iacon? Either way, I'm more than willing to help catch this killer and bring them to justice. He may be sneaky, but he can't outrun me! Let me watch the security cams for a few shifts. I'll respond at the first sign of trouble. Sure, the killer is stealthed, cloaked, whatever, but he has to give himself away sometime, and the trick will be to be quicker than Gumbius was. I think I qualify! Just let me know, I'm ready to catch a creep if you want him caught! Blurr out."