Talk:A Thwarted Escape

Bad, Wicked, Naughty RNG!
"You're a mistake, Over Kill," he growls, though the expression on his face is tinged with the slightest regret. "I'm fixing it." He pulls a grenade from his belt and wedges it up into the android's armour, removing the spoon as he pulls his hand back out. Without waiting for a response or even to see if the grenade stays in place, he turns and runs at top speed from Over Kill before the grenade detonates.

>> Major Bludd misses Over Kill with Grenade . <<

 Major Bludd says, "Oh, d'oh."

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd says, "Why is it the attacks that are accompanied by the dramatic lines are the ones that MISS?"

[Cobra-OOC] Big BATcat Over Kill says, "The code system hates dramatic lines :)"

[Cobra-OOC] Stormwind LOLs

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd @fistshakes!

[Cobra-OOC] Stormwind says, "that's been a jinx here like... forever"

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd says, "Why don't you people tell me these things?! X)"

[Cobra-OOC] Stormwind says, "the inverse law of pose length and likelyhood of hit. I almost think it's coded right into the combat system somehow. The more you write for the pose, the less likely it is to hit."

[Cobra-OOC] Stormwind says, "I'd almost swear it was, but it can't be."

[Cobra-OOC] Too deadly for this shirt, Major Bludd laughs!