User blog:Bzero/SGU - Capt Zero - Burpleson Air Force Base

To: G.I. Joe Command From: Capt Zero Subject: Burpleson Air Force Base

I returned to Burpleson Air Force Base tonight after reporting to Secretary Hauser about the alien attack on Glen Canyon Dam and the partial flooding of the Grand Canyon National Park. Secretary Hauser authorized additional weapons and vehicles in the hunt for the transforming robots that have become increasingly more active around the country.

Upon my return to my compound I was immediately fired upon by a sniper while exiting my vehicle. Base forces fired back, driving the assassin from cover and forcing her to take a more direct approach. She attacked me directly with implanted cybernetic weaponry, and wounded me severely before being driven back. Initial intelligence analysis suggests the attacker was the Cobra agent known as Artemis.

During the attack on the base the missing dinosaur robot made another appearance, and one of our technicians reported that it somehow gained access to our base through the cassette tape we’d found in its pen, through some sort of transport or even mass-changing device. The robot’s appearance corresponded with the attack on the base by the assassin and a Cobra Rage, and there is a chance these robots are working with the terrorists.

Unfortunately during the attack, one of the men claiming to be Sebastian Bludd managed to escape – indeed, this may have been the purpose of the attack. We still have the one claiming to be the father of Scott Bludd, one of our test subjects – I suggest the apprehension of his wife and son to ensure further cooperation. The whereabouts of the other Bludd, as well as the alien dinosaur, have not been determined.

Finally, as I recovered this evening from my attack, we were visited by civilian contractor Chip Chase. After demonstrating some control over our computer networks, which he helped design, he demanded that we locate ex-Marine Buster Witwicky and deliver him to Chase Industries. I recommend we find a way to secure our networks and bring our security in-house so this situation does not arise again. Mr. Chase awaits our response.

Captain Brian J. “Zero” Kelly, US Army, Burpleson AFB