User blog:Bzero/Benin-Jeri - Requiem Blaster Recovered

Benin-Jeri appears in the communications center of the Decagon. The rusty conglomeration of spare parts seems out of place in the clean, militaristic command post. When Ben speaks, the strung-together spliced quotes sound odd to those not used to dealing with Junkions. Standing as straight as possible, Ben records a report.

"Captain’s log, stardate 72985.2. Schrodinger’s cat is out of the bag and it’s alive. As Captain Obvious may report, a team has recovered the Requiem for a Dream Blaster, and it is us! I’m pleased to report we did it Delusion’s way, without destroying my home away from home, the Planet of Junk. The Dominicons were instrumental in extracting of the Blaster and have pledged themselves to its protection. We’re in good hands with DomState."

"The Blaster is now in the dragon claws of Puff the Magic Bulwark in Valvolux," Ben continues. "They’ll be nothing to stop us, this time! Except it’s been damaged and we can’t use it in its current condition. Hashtag Sad. Bulwark may be able to fix it with Maxwell’s Hammer, but he’s currently leading the Fallen away from The City (my The City). Big Bad and Ugly knows the Blaster is unusable, so he might stop going after it. Either way, we have to fend for ourselves for now. Drogon has left the building."

Ben bows slightly. "I’m sorry (so sorry!) for not reporting about this sooner. I felt that secrecy was safety - loose lips sink ships and all. I realize that mistakes were made and now isn’t the time to assign blame. As Autobot command officer on the mission I accept full responsibility for the mistake. I’ve been a bad bad boy and I throw myself upon the mercy of Night Court. Captain (for now) Benin-Jeri, out." Ben ends the transmission.