User blog:Bzero/Terror of Iacon

"So, I'm tellin' ya - WAKE UP! - she had some kinda armored black robes, and a weird - Wake up!"

"What? What? I'm listening!"

"You are not. Anyway, she stabbed me in the back - in the back! And told me, and I quote, 'The Sewers are mine, now! None shall enter!'"

"Huh? Who'd want to go down in the sewers anyway?"

"Some of us! People! That's not the point! The point is, there's some kinda masked killer on the loose in Iacon!"

"Is anyone actually dead yet?"

"Well, no. But she was scary!"

"Pipe down, Rattrap. I'm sure not going to lose any sleep over it."

"Well, of course, YOU won't. Ugh! I'm gonna go tell Prime."

"You do that. I'm going to recharge a bit. Just a few more astrominutes..."

"I shoulda stayed on Vespa. We're all gonna die."