User blog:Bzero/Cobra Commander - IC Post: Sabotage!

Cobra Commander appears in a video recorded in a small room in an undisclosed location. He’s wearing his blue hood, and a large Cobra flag can be seen on the wall behind him. Against the same wall rests an Experimental COBRA submachine gun. From his body language and voice it is obvious Cobra Commander is angry, and in his slightly-digitized voice he hisses the following:

“Cobra! Damage reports from last week’s cowardly sabotage attack against our mining operations in Frusenland are still coming in, but it’s clear that the Joes have cost us months of work and millions of dollars in equipment and lost resources! Frusenland is *ours*, and I will not tolerate these incursions into our territory and affairs. I want every Joe in the area found, arrested, tried, and punished – and not necessarily in that order!

“I’m placing a bounty on the head of every Joe in Frusenland. Bring them in, dead or alive, to collect your bonus. I have larger revenge plans for them, but in the meantime, this should keep them occupied. COBRAAA!”

With his trademark yell, Cobra Commander ends the transmission.