User blog:Bzero/Andromeda - Around Cybertron Report

Andromeda appears at her desk on the Autobot Broadcast Network. With her trademark perky smile, she says, “Hello! And welcome to today’s addition of Around Cybertron, bringing you round-the-clock news you can use! With our exclusive link to Emperor Prime’s forces on soon-to-be-rechristened New Cybertron, I’m pleased to report our assault is enjoying complete success!“

Without missing a beat, Andromeda continues, “As we reported earlier, the Decepticons’ doomed attempt at intercepting our glorious warship met with their complete destruction, and the loss of all hands, including the rebel Megatron himself. Emperor Prime’s forces on Earth are meeting little resistance, and complete control of the new world should be ours in no time!

“With Emperor Prime involved in the conquest of Earth, Elita-One has taken command of Autobot military forces here on Cybertron, while Emir Xaaron directs Prime’s civilian governors. We’ll maintain our conquest of Cybertron, and should have the last rebel districts under complete control by the time Prime returns. A splendid new age is dawning! And now, here’s Rook with the weather….”

Around Cybertron moves to other topics, and then commercials.