User blog:Bzero/Rumors heard in Cobra circles

“Did you hear Destro died? He was killed by ninja!”

“Ninja? I heard Artemis got him with her sniper rifle – right in the middle of one of his fancy parties.”

“Really? I wonder what’s going to happen to MARS now?”

“I’ll bet a hostile takeover by Extensive Enterprises is in the works.”

“Either way I’ll bet the Baroness will be pissed.”