User blog:Bzero/Broadside - Cobra Kingsnake

 “Optimus Prime. The Cobra Kingsnake has settled over Sable Island and has activated another of its command cubes that threaten the North American continent. However, its maneuverability was sufficiently degraded by Spike and Marissa Faireborn that I have more than enough firepower in range to blow it out of the sky. However, that would definitely incur a massive loss of human life. Considering the circumstances, however, I seek an exception to our ROE in this case. Please respond.”