Not Seeking Enlightenment

Log Title: Not Seeking Enlightenment Characters: Backblast, Delusion, Impulse, Ko-Te, Skuld Location: Date: June 17, 2019 TP: Non TP Summary: Backblast just wants to learn how to beat people up. As logged by  Delusion

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "'Ey. Do we have any martial arts experts on the comms who're looking to get some shanix?"

[Broadband] Impulse says, "...shanix? Seriously? Is that what my work has been reduced to? A money-maker? *sighs* I should have invented something else."

[Broadband] Skuld says, "Nii-san is an enlightened one!"

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "I'll pay whatever the cost, man, I got the offensive moves but I need to work on my defense. I'm not... the kind that can be trusted with the secret of enlightenent, y'dig?"

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "I'll be blunt and honest, and I'll respect if you don't want to teach me yer skills, Impulse. I'm... a weapon. I have little to no conscience, the barest understanding of the concept of 'empathy'... I'm sociopathic, borderline psychopathic..."

[Broadband] Ko-Te says, "You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Tae Kwon Leep. But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your own soul."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "I know m'own soul, my friend. It's an ugly place."

[Broadband] Ko-Te says, "Think lightly of yourself and deeply of the world."

[Broadband] Impulse says, "...oh, now this I have to see."

'''[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast chuckles. "I'm a survivalist. I understand the world better than most."'''

[Broadband] Delusion says, "If all you want is somebody to beat some better skills into you, you could have just asked."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "I kinda thought I just did."

[Broadband] Delusion says, "I wouldn't want to stand between you and enlightenment."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "Y'sure? Somebody should. I wouldn't fuckin' trust me with the secret to it..."

[Broadband] Ko-Te says, "You cant gain something, without giving something in return."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "I know... ugh, you're one of those riddling monk types, aren't you?"

[Broadband] Ko-Te says, "Nothing's perfect, the world's not perfect, but it's there for us, trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful."

[Broadband] Skuld says, "He's -the- big fat panda."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast sighs "Well, least I'll learn something repeatedly getting my arse kicked after I've swung for you getting narked at those riddles."

[Broadband] Ko-Te says, "These things cannot be explained in detail. From one thing, know ten thousand things."

[Broadband] Delusion says, "Have fun! Just remember to save some energy for other things. There's business afoot."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "Oh? ETA?"

[Broadband] Delusion says, "Soon, if I'm interpreting the captain correctly. But you know how Junkions are."

[Broadband] 55.5 Suicide Jockey FM ARSEHOLE DJ Backblast says, "A'ight. OK, Burt Kwok, this li'l wax -on-wax-off session is gonna have t'wait, I got work to do."

[Broadband] Ko-Te says, "Well, they can't let these episodes be serious for too long."