User blog:Bzero/Shattered Glass General Flint – Spike Witwicky

To: G.I. Joe From: General Flint Subject: Spike Witwicky

It seems we are once again in debt to Deadline, who seems to be the only active member of this unit capable of bringing us leads on our alien invaders. Deadline, I want Psych-out and you to drug and torture our guest – whatever you have to do – and make sure there’s nothing left in his head that might be of use to us that he’s too stupid to be aware of. When you’re finished with him feel free to feed him to Temera or whatever else you like.

Speaking of Temera – Tomahawk, I want you to take Temera back to the Witwickys’ and get a lead to track this “Goldbug” to wherever it went. If Spike’s brother gives you any trouble, bring him in for leverage against Spike, or just kill him if it’s easier. Move quickly, though – we have a definite location of where this alien was; if you allow this trail to go cold, redskin heads will roll, I guarantee it.

On the subject of cold – why haven’t I gotten a report from the Arctic Circle? Have a girl and her cat really kept the deadliest fighting force in the world at bay this long? Gung-Ho, Ace – get some pilots and some cold weather operatives, and get up there and retrieve that robot! If I have to go up there myself, I’ll kill the first Joe I see not doing their job to secure that location.

-- General Flint, G.I. Joe Command