Sing-Song

"Collect and save, collect and save."

WRECK-GAR is the leader of the Junkions, and like his people, is a walking, very powerful and all but indestructible Junkbot, i.e., a robot built of leftover mech parts, scrap metal, and junk. When he is hit by laser blasts and falls apart, he reassembles himself and keeps right on coming. His speech and attitudes are also a junkyard-like collection of languages and broadcast fragments overheard from all over the universe- scraps of TV commercials, soap opera dialogue, old song lyrics and valentine inscriptions merged with quotations from history given out of context. As WRECK-GAR might say, "Holy Mackerel, Mrs. Olson, your mountain-grown easy-listening sidekick, kimosabe, wishes you have a nice industrial-strength day. Film at eleven or not." Wreck-Gar can transform into motorcycle mode and back to robot mode continuously in battle, so that his "ruins" become his transformed mode and back again any time he takes a direct hit. In robot mode, he carries an armor axe and a decelerator laser that inhibits an enemy robot's flow of cerebral impulses. In motorcycle mode can attain a speed of 160 mph for a distance of 100 miles.

Canonical/Pre-MUX/Theme History:
Since the movie isn't canon, the Autobots encounter the Junkions differently on the MUX.

MUX History:
After Earth was discovered, Wreck-Gar, at the advice of Benin-Jeri, tried to keep the Junkions out of the Autobot/Decepticon war. However, when Junkion involvement became inevitable, Wreck-Gar joined the cause, signing up with the Autobots and welcoming (BUT NOT REQUIRING) other Junkions to do the same.

OOC Notes
The Junkions are a semi-autonomous group of Autobots, like the Dinobots.

Players
Wreck-Gar is available for application.